Got a new cat!

[BryanP]

Nothing wrong with cats. Especially where you can't have a dog.

So what about those of us with cats and dogs?

Now if you start dressing them or baby talking to them.....THEN you give up the man card and take a butt stock to the nads.

Heh. I stroke the biggest fattest cat and say "Who's daddy's little emergency rations? That's right, you are!"

[BryanP]

3 dogs, 2 cats, a woman I can't get rid of, and fewer guns than I'd like.

1 dog, 4 cats. Would I have taken in that many on my own? No, but my wife was a big softie for strays, and now that I have them I consider them my responsibility. Besides, they're kinda nice to have around.

(when they're not clawing something, waking me up in the middle of the night, or making a mess)

[poak]

All jokes aside, the cat is actually bringing you an offering of thanks by bringing you the dead mice.

Haha, yeah. I guess who was REALLY offering up thanks when he drug home a mole that had to be almost his equal in weight.

[Raoul]

Haha, yeah. I guess who was REALLY offering up thanks when he drug home a mole that had to be almost his equal in weight.

I had a cat once that would leave all 4 feet and the head sitting on the front porch. Offering to the cat god (dog?) I suppose.

[Guest Swamprunner]

I'm allergic to cats, so in reality cats are scarier to me than dogs.

Cats, no problem. Clowns s c a r e me.....

[NuTcAsE]

Cats, no problem. Clowns s c a r e me.....

That, and NoRmAl PeOpLe......

[Raoul]

Cats, no problem. Clowns s c a r e me.....

Yeah, and mimes.

[Guest TurboniumOxide]

Pics of the Girl Please...

[Guest coldblackwind]

Pics of the Girl Please...

[ZZRguy]

Cats are like little kids, they get into things they know they should not be into, and they keep you entertained. This is my Maine Coon named Tweety

[ZZRguy]

This is Buster, he thinks he a dog, he likes to play fetch and be chased

[Guest mustangdave]

lol, nah, 2 are 2 3/4" buckshot, the other 3 are 3" buckshot in case I really need to assert my manliness! Theres 7 more 2 3/4" in the magazine.

As for the cat, my g/f (who I have to put up with, shes got part ownership of my 3 year old ) doesn't like animals. I figured a cat is less upkeep, so perhaps she'll get along with it. Plus I did a favor a friend at the same time.

As for overcompensating for my lack of manliness with guns, if you think thats bad (by the way, thats nowhere near all, just the coolest ones) then you outta see my driveway!

This is to funny...MAN CARD is Now REQUIRED...no amount of over compensation can negate public ridicule. Man UP:cool:

[poak]

Cats are like little kids, they get into things they know they should not be into, and they keep you entertained. This is my Maine Coon named Tweety

Get rid of those sideburns, hippie!

[Guest HexHead]

I've got 3 Siamese cats.

[Guest coldblackwind]

Lol, cmon, I take a cat in for a hot girl, and get picked on. He's spoon feeding a cat off his own plate and all you guys mention is the hairdo! I feel targeted here!

[Guest billwilly73]

Do I have to have a MAN CARD if my lil CAT looks like this

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:D:D:D Just bustin some chops....I can't afford a cat like that.

Edited June 10, 2009 by billwilly73

[ZZRguy]

Lol, cmon, I take a cat in for a hot girl, and get picked on. He's spoon feeding a cat off his own plate and all you guys mention is the hairdo! I feel targeted here!

I was not spoon feeding him, we done eating and I put my fork in front of him and he was sniffing it, it made for a good picture. He likes to sit in a chair sometimes when we are eating or after we are finished eating and my wife and I talking.

I am just proud someone noticed I had hair, it is slowly disappearing.

Edited June 10, 2009 by ZZRguy

[ZZRguy]

You got to learn how to have fun with them, like get a laser pointer. The first week I had Buster he would chase the laser pointer all over the house. The recliner use to sit where if the bathroom door was open you could see inside the bathroom and if the shower curtain was open you could see the bathroom wall. Buster would chase the laser pointer into the bathroom jump into the tub and stand on his back paws and try to catch the dot with his front paws, so I Thought it would be funny if the tub had water in it. I filled the tub with about 3" of water and put the laser dot on the shower wall and sure enough he jumped in and then jumped out just as fasted as he jumped in. It was hilarious . Now he stops at the tub and watches it unless he really wants it and then he will look over the edge of the tub and take his paw check to see if it has water in it.

When he really gets into chasing the laser dot I can have turning in circles like he is chasing his tail and then he will get dizzy fall over and look around the room like it his spinning around him..

[Guest coldblackwind]

You got to learn how to have fun with them, like get a laser pointer. The first week I had Buster he would chase the laser pointer all over the house. The recliner use to sit where if the bathroom door was open you could see inside the bathroom and if the shower curtain was open you could see the bathroom wall. Buster would chase the laser pointer into the bathroom jump into the tub and stand on his back paws and try to catch the dot with his front paws, so I Thought it would be funny if the tub had water in it. I filled the tub with about 3" of water and put the laser dot on the shower wall and sure enough he jumped in and then jumped out just as fasted as he jumped in. It was hilarious . Now he stops at the tub and watches it unless he really wants it and then he will look over the edge of the tub and take his paw check to see if it has water in it.

When he really gets into chasing the laser dot I can have turning in circles like he is chasing his tail and then he will get dizzy fall over and look around the room like it his spinning around him..

Lol, yeah, my friend had a big old fat cat, we used to torment with lazer sight for a bb gun someone gave to him. We figured it was our duty, as it was the only exercise the cat ever got! Works to a lesser extent with dogs too by the way.

[Guest mustangdave]

I've got 3 Siamese cats.

Careful...Siamese Cats are not really cats at all...they're little Budhist monks with attitude

[mcurrier]

Turn in your man-card now please.

E-Z now! Kitty doesn't find that to be very funny.

Edited June 12, 2009 by mcurrier
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