Got a new cat!

[Guest coldblackwind]

I finally talked my gf into letting me have a pet in the house. My friend was moving, and couldn't take her cat with her, so I took it for her. I'd post a pic....if I could find the darn thing! Took 15 minutes to get her to come out of the cat carrier, and I haven't seen her since!

[EMTRN]

Turn in your man-card now please.

[TripleDigitRide]

Turn in your man-card now please.

True Dat!

[Raoul]

True Dat!

Don't listen to those guys they're just jealous because they don't have a cat.

[Guest coldblackwind]

Ha, let me put it this way, that girl I got the cat from is....well....lets just say not hard on the eyes at ALL! Besides, now I can turn around in my chair, and say "Mr. Bond, I've been expecting you", and not look like an idiot stroking an imaginary cat!

Edited June 8, 2009 by coldblackwind

[Guest eyebedam]

Did you get your detachable penis out of your current girlfriends purse when you went to get yuor new cat or did she keep it safe in her purse.

[Guest coldblackwind]

Here, does this reaffirm my manliness? ar-15, galil, AK pistol, mossberg 500 with ATI collapsible stock, and side saddle, and a heat shield, and a Remington 700 sps tactical.

[Guest Arko]

Nothing wrong with cats. Especially where you can't have a dog.

Now if you start dressing them or baby talking to them.....THEN you give up the man card and take a butt stock to the nads.

[Guest bkelm18]

Two shells up, three shells down is the international "I'm a gun owner but don't own a man-card" symbol.

[Punisher84]

I'm allergic to cats, so in reality cats are scarier to me than dogs.

[Oh Shoot]

If you have a dog who adores you,

you should also have a cat who ignores you.

Keeps things in perspective.

- OS

[Guest 70below]

Looks like someone is trying to overcompensate for there lack of manliness with firearms

Oh wait........that was me.....

[Guest coldblackwind]

Two shells up, three shells down is the international "I'm a gun owner but don't own a man-card" symbol.

lol, nah, 2 are 2 3/4" buckshot, the other 3 are 3" buckshot in case I really need to assert my manliness! Theres 7 more 2 3/4" in the magazine.

As for the cat, my g/f (who I have to put up with, shes got part ownership of my 3 year old ) doesn't like animals. I figured a cat is less upkeep, so perhaps she'll get along with it. Plus I did a favor a friend at the same time.

As for overcompensating for my lack of manliness with guns, if you think thats bad (by the way, thats nowhere near all, just the coolest ones) then you outta see my driveway!

[NuTcAsE]

If you have a dog who adores you,

you should also have a cat who ignores you.

Keeps things in perspective.

- OS

I thought that's what a wife was for????

Back on topic... Y'know, you could sell it to the local Chinese restaurant...

[TripleDigitRide]

As for overcompensating for my lack of manliness with guns, if you think thats bad (by the way, thats nowhere near all, just the coolest ones) then you outta see my driveway!

Why? Is that where your girlfriend makes you park your testicles?

I kid, I kid.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[Guest coldblackwind]

Why? Is that where your girlfriend makes you park your testicles?

I kid, I kid.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

I gotta say it.....I'd need a bigger driveway

[TripleDigitRide]

I gotta say it.....I'd need a bigger driveway

Touché!

[bukowski548]

lol, nah, 2 are 2 3/4" buckshot, the other 3 are 3" buckshot in case I really need to assert my manliness! Theres 7 more 2 3/4" in the magazine.

LIAR!!!! You called me whining like a little girl when you shot those 3in shells. You said it hurt as much to shoot it as get shot by it.

By the way, I'm up to 8 cats, 8 dogs, 13 various lizards and I'm down to one aquarium.

buk

[Paletiger13]

3 dogs, 2 cats, a woman I can't get rid of, and fewer guns than I'd like.

[ShaunM]

I gotta say it.....I'd need a bigger driveway

Wow I guess it is true that people from Woodbury do lie

[strickj]

You should get your gf to tie a string to those testies so your cat can have a toy to play with

I gotta say it.....I'd need a bigger driveway

Need more room for more cat carriers?

Edited June 9, 2009 by strickj

[ShaunM]

Should have told a lie and said you got a dog.

[KahrMan]

Cat...The Other White Meat!

[poak]

As long as it isn't the de-clawed "oh my god, don't let the cat outside!" variety, I'll let you get away with it.

We've got 3 dogs, and I wasn't to psyched when my girlfriend brought home a cat, but we WERE having a mouse problem, so I didn't argue. He turned out to be a pretty awesome cat. He comes and goes as he pleases and I haven't seen a mouse since... well, an alive one anyway. He likes to disembowel them and leave them on our doorstep. One time he killed what looked to be an entire family of mice. 2 big ones, 3 small ones, and they were all perfectly alligned and laying on their backs on our doorstep. He's a murderous bastard, I never should have let him watch American Psycho and Dexter...

[Paletiger13]

As long as it isn't the de-clawed "oh my god, don't let the cat outside!" variety, I'll let you get away with it.

We've got 3 dogs, and I wasn't to psyched when my girlfriend brought home a cat, but we WERE having a mouse problem, so I didn't argue. He turned out to be a pretty awesome cat. He comes and goes as he pleases and I haven't seen a mouse since... well, an alive one anyway. He likes to disembowel them and leave them on our doorstep. One time he killed what looked to be an entire family of mice. 2 big ones, 3 small ones, and they were all perfectly alligned and laying on their backs on our doorstep. He's a murderous bastard, I never should have let him watch American Psycho and Dexter...

All jokes aside, the cat is actually bringing you an offering of thanks by bringing you the dead mice.