For those of you that have kids...

[Guest pjblurton]

I think maybe his age in the profile is wrong.

Nah the age is correct. Two of them are step-children and the wife is a little older than I am.... But not by much.

My son is 18. Do the math and I was 18 when he was born...

[Guest TurboniumOxide]

I have twin 5 year olds. Boy and a Girl. Yesterday I woke up my daughter and found that she had horded an entire carton of "Whoppers" malted milk balls under her pillow. Without the carton. Something new every day.

[xd shooter]

I have twin 5 year olds. Boy and a Girl. Yesterday I woke up my daughter and found that she had horded an entire carton of "Whoppers" malted milk balls under her pillow. Without the carton. Something new every day.

OO wait till they wake up a little before you do & pour a bottle of Hershey's syrup in you carpet, couch & chairs.

You wake you to see them looking at you covered in it themselves!!!!

[Guest Tiny G]

I've got four 7 year olds . . it's been a fun 7 years. . . what day is it?

[Guest Angel 24/7]

As of this moment. I am listening to the 4 year old turning off her 12 year old brothers T.V. And game system. She is running like Heck down the stairs grinning from ear to ear.

IT is perfectly fine for them to go at it. But, when anyone else tries to jump in their game they get angry and start protecting each other.

P.S. These are the same kids xdshooter has talked about.

Edited June 8, 2009 by Angel 24/7

[Guest GT_Rat]

I have a almost-5-year-old (as of June 17th) and a 17 month old. I've found you don't necessarily have to keep up with them as keep them in view. That way you can pace yourself and still have the energy to tuck them in at night and make it to your own bed before passing out.

[Guest db99wj]

As I type this my wife is trying to get our 3 yo ball of energy to go to sleep. He has been up since 8 am and has been going strong all day with no nap.

It's like running a marathon. You ran a marathon today without training for it. I have been in training for 3 years and have about 20 more to go.

Who has the sig line that says "Having children is like getting pecked to death by a chicken everyday?";)

Ouch, ouch ouch, ouch......ouch....know that feeling!

I think you all need to get in shape if you can't handle a three year old! My husband and I have eight Children, and we are still going strong!!! For our age anyway. They are all grown up and now we get to "enjoy" our Grandchildren ( the 16th is on it's way)

The best part of being a Grandparent as I'm sure youv'e all heard before, You love them, spoil them, then send them home!!

Eight, wow...

I've got four 7 year olds . . it's been a fun 7 years. . . what day is it?

Four....at one time......!

I have four, 19 month son, 5yr old girl, 7 yr old boy, 10 yr old girl.