New Ammo Hits U.S. Shores... Intell Reveils Extreme Danger

[Guest Bluemax]

Recent intercepts from foreign shores have revealed a new threat to law abiding U.S. citizens. The threat is a new selenium tipped projectile which is more dangerous than anything previously encountered including teflon. What makes this so dangerous according to a meeting in Tn Government earlier today was that one simply has to dip a bullet in the water at a certain location in Union County and it renders this projectile impervious. The location in Union County remains secret although rumour has it that it is being toughted as a resort for a coverup. The selinium issue was so severe that it held up the vote on gun carrying in restaurants that serve alcohol for several hours today. The holdup caused several members of a local forum called TGO great mental distress and civil suits are expected.

More details as they develop...

[dralarms]

Recent intercepts from foreign shores have revealed a new threat to law abiding U.S. citizens. The threat is a new selenium tipped projectile which is more dangerous than anything previously encountered including teflon. What makes this so dangerous according to a meeting in Tn Government earlier today was that one simply has to dip a bullet in the water at a certain location in Union County and it renders this projectile impervious. The location in Union County remains secret although rumour has it that it is being toughted as a resort for a coverup. The selinium issue was so severe that it held up the vote on gun carrying in restaurants that serve alcohol for several hours today. The holdup caused several members of a local forum called TGO great mental distress and civil suits are expected.

More details as they develop... :p

That just ain't right I tell ya.

[creeky]

As we speak... an elite team of representatives is being formed in the form of a committee that will purpose an indepth study, report, and subsequential debate.

[VERO1]

UHmmm Trade you a box of .380 for some of them there ammo's:rofl:

[Smith]

I wonder if they will have a peer review of the study.... if anyone even knows what that is!

[Punisher84]

As we speak... an elite team of representatives is being formed in the form of a committee that will purpose an indepth study, report, and subsequential debate.

In 2009 a crack commando unit was poisoned by a strange chemical known as Selenium. They promptly recovered and fled to the Tennessee underground to plot their revenge. They survive as soldier's of fortune if you need them, and can find them, perhaps you can hire...

THE S-TEAM!

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