Best comback for anti gun idiots....

[Guest cjames38464]

This may be in anothere area, if so I appologize, but I thought it fit well with all the BS the media and anti gun moronns keep spouting....

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently..

Love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!

This is

one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:

We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:

I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:

I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:

Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? COSGROVE FOR PRESIDENT

The radio went momentarily silent and the interview ended.

[TN9mm]

Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

LOL that is great I suppose she did not know what to say to that.

[Reservoir Dog]

Ahhh, this internet story has been around for many years. It's funny, but it's not real.

snopes.com: General Reinwald Remark

[Guest Old goat]

Ahhh, this internet story has been around for many years. It's funny, but it's not real.

snopes.com: General Reinwald Remark

Maaaaaaaaan, somebody always has to throw water on every good fire.

[Guest TurboniumOxide]

I may not be real, but it SHOULD BE.

[Guest cjames38464]

Didn't verify for authenticity, just got a kick out of it and it rings so true as to how the anti gun baffoons try to bait the 2A folks...

[Guest cjames38464]

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi , was

going

up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the

garden

shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light,

but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone

in your house?'

He said 'No, 'but some people are breaking into my garden shed and

stealing

from me.

Then the police dispatcher said 'All patrols are busy.

You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is

available.'

George said, 'Okay.' He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

Then he phoned the police again. 'Hello, I just called you a few

seconds

ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.

Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot

them.'

and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two

Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips'

residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George,

'I thought you said that you'd shot them!'

George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'

I didn't verify this as truth but it is dang funny...True or not

Don't mess with old people!!!

[guyandarifle]

Comebacks why you carry a gun...

A cop won't fit in my pocket.

If the SHTF you obviously won't be any help.

Because when seconds count the cops are only minutes away.

In case somebody needs shot.

Bad guys don't make appointments.

I can't throw a rock at 1200fps.

Same reason I wear seat belts.

"Please don't hurt me!" has a high failure rate.

A gun in hand trumps a cop on the phone.

If you just want to screw with them you can pull out "Who is John Galt?", especially if they fancy themselves intellectual.

[Guest cjames38464]

Love the one liners