You May Be Taliban If...

[Guest SUNTZU]

Just received this email...

"YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF ...."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

[Punisher84]

HA!

[Guest jos2f]

#9 makes me guilty. Shoot me now I guess

[Daniel]

#9 makes me guilty. Shoot me now I guess

I was thinking the same thing.

[Guest mustangdave]

#9 makes me guilty. Shoot me now I guess

Ok...so what is it..ONE real...ONE blow up? Inquiring minds wanna know:popcorn:

[Punisher84]

#9 makes me guilty. Shoot me now I guess

I was thinking the same thing.

F*ing terrorists.

[poak]

If you don't drink beer, the terrorists win.

[Punisher84]

If you don't drink beer, the terrorists win.

Then they are losing bad every weekend at my house!

[poak]

Then they are losing bad every weekend at my house!

I've certainly been doing my part...

Edited May 28, 2009 by poak

[strickj]

uncle bud wants you /salutes\

[ShaunM]

F*ing terrorists.

Now that was just funny