And they say it only happens in the south

[saintsfanbrian]

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070811/D8QUHEGO0.html

Animal Cruelty, that goat didn't say no!

[Marswolf]

A man accused of having sex with the family pit bull dog was acquitted in May.

That's good. Could have lost more than a leg in that....

[Guest Phantom6]

From that same article:

... since the Legislature made bestiality a crime in response to the fatal injury to a man having sex with a horse in Enumclaw.

Ok, so let me make sure that I've got this correct. They had to pass a law in the state legislature in order to keep weirdo's from killing themselves while trying to "hook up" with Bessie, Spot or Thunder? THAT'S REDICULOUS! Maulings, tramplings, being run through with various types of horns and antlers, a myriad of other forms of extremely painfull and long suffering death like being crushed, desease and infection are all Darwinism at it's best.

I find the whole thing udderly ... oh, ah ... I mean, utterly preposterous.

[Marswolf]

Ooooo, that was a baad pun.

[Guest GlocKingTN]

It is some sick a** people in the world in which we live!!! Thats all I got to say about that.

[towerclimber37]

all I have to say is ..." ewe"

[Guest David Waldrip]

Thanks, you jokers. Have almost spewed Diet Mountain Dew on my screen TWICE before getting this far.

[molonlabetn]

Lawton said he was trying to milk the goat.

They couldn't make this s**t up if they tried...

[The Rabbi]

From that same article:

Ok, so let me make sure that I've got this correct. They had to pass a law in the state legislature in order to keep weirdo's from killing themselves while trying to "hook up" with Bessie, Spot or Thunder? THAT'S REDICULOUS! Maulings, tramplings, being run through with various types of horns and antlers, a myriad of other forms of extremely painfull and long suffering death like being crushed, desease and infection are all Darwinism at it's best.

Uh, check the "accomplishments" of the TN legislature for last session. One of the bills passed made it a crime to engage in bestiality. I didn't realize this was a problem here (did you, Steelharp? Eh? Did you?).

At least voting on stuff like that keeps them from doing even more harm, like imposing new mandates or passing universal health care or something.

[waynesan]

Its not been that long ago when only the defenseless little sheep had to worry about such stuff. Now it seems none of the four legged critters are safe. Oh for the good ol' days.

Just how cute does a goat have to be to even consider doing something like this? I bet when the facts are known she probably led him on--dark red lipstick, painted hooves etc...