Why are people at Star Bucks cooler?

[Guest ScottD]

A little piece of info not many know. Starbucks has "secret" orders. I've never tried it, but rumor has it you can order a "JFK". It's a coffee with 3 shots of espresso.

[Guest bkelm18]

I have never cared for Starbucks. Nasty, burnt coffee at ridiculous prices. Dunkin D's is where it's at.

[strickj]

Might I suggest the large Turbo Hot, with two creams

I can get that at Krystals for 5 dollah

oh,you're talking about coffee.....movealong then....

[Guest nraforlife]

Wife likes a quad espresso from Starbucks

[Punisher84]

I just make my own damn coffee.

[Guest SUNTZU]

But do you use the eight dollar a bag Starbuck's coffee, or the two fifty a bag Walmart brand?

[Punisher84]

But do you use the eight dollar a bag Starbuck's coffee, or the two fifty a bag Walmart brand?

Well normally I'm a Folger's man, but I do have 3 free bags of Starbuck's coffee that i got when my friend was working there. I drink a cup when I wanna feel like a snobby prick

[memphismason]

Starbucks is against my religion.

[Bigiron]

Might I suggest the large Turbo Hot, with two creams and three Splendas. Its the best. I have it every morning. Its an eloquent blend of cancer-causing, chlorine based artificial sweeteners, with a hint of hypertension-inducing excessive caffeine content, all in an smooth concoction of bacteria and organic mineral, heavy industrial-metal-laden tap water.

It goes down smooth, like the silent killer that it really is.

Enjoy!

That is prolly the best description or store-bought coffee I've ever seen. And, surely, the most accurate.