Wildest, Paranoia Induced Rumors

[56FordGuy]

After reading a bunch of posts, I figured I'd ask. What are the crazy, untrue gun related rumors you've heard lately?

A guy at work was telling me about an instructor in Dickson that claimed Obama was going to prevent any new carry permits from being issued, and apply a 1,500.00 tax to all current ones.

Then there's the ever popular "All ammunition will be serial numbered", along with "They're going to put a 500% tax on every bullet".

Was talking with another guy, who told me that he filled his hollow point bullets with candle wax, because it made them expand better.

I know y'all have heard some good ones, what are they?

[Guest bkelm18]

I fill my hollowpoint cavities with Adamantium just in case I have to defend myself from Wolverine. I'm starting that rumor.

[Guest Bronker]

Curious who that instructor in Dickson is. I know of one, who is in law enforcement, and you would NOT BELIEVE his ignorance of the law. Makes you feel secure doesn't it? I have a good feeling I know which one it is.

Anyway, I'm constantly hearing the rumor about bullet micro-stamping and the $0.25 per round tax that is coming down the pike!

[Guest Jcochran88]

I like the one that says ammo is so hard to find because Obama has ordered the shutdown of ammuntion sales to the public.

[Guest Astra900]

I like the one that says no one, government or other wise, gives a rats a~~ about we the people anymore.

Oh wait, we were talking about RUMORS. Silly me.

[Guest SUNTZU]

I like the one that says no one, government or other wise, gives a rats a~~ about we the people anymore.

Oh wait, we were talking about RUMORS. Silly me.

Edited May 20, 2009 by SUNTZU

[Punisher84]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I think the best rumor I have heard lately was that Obama was good for the country.

[Guest Rick O'Shay]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I think the best rumor I have heard lately was that Obama was good for the country.

I heard a rumor that he is an American citizen.

[Guest MCRAIG]

I heard Marshall Law was going to be declared and he will come and take all of our weapons and guns...hard to believe seeing the national guard will come and take them and I am friends with all of them so they will just pass me by.

[Guest SUNTZU]

I love the bubble that comes up as soon as you press play.

[Guest mustangdave]

OJ DID do it...with a GLOCK and a Ginsu knife

[Guest Rick O'Shay]

OJ DID do it...with a GLOCK and a Ginsu knife

Damn good thing for him he had the Ginsu along.

[56FordGuy]

Curious who that instructor in Dickson is. I know of one, who is in law enforcement, and you would NOT BELIEVE his ignorance of the law. Makes you feel secure doesn't it? I have a good feeling I know which one it is...

He said the instructor's name was Chuck.

[poak]

I love the bubble that comes up as soon as you press play.

I love how people have been studying the building of "Gulags" for almost 30yrs now...

[Guest bkelm18]

He said the instructor's name was Chuck.

Isn't he the guy that makes his students point their guns at his head?

[Guest nraforlife]

I've heard that if you coat your 5.56 in pig fat and shoot a Muslim terrorist he doesn't get his 70 virgins.

[Mike.357]

don't discount that gulag stuff.

Just because I am paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me

[56FordGuy]

Isn't he the guy that makes his students point their guns at his head?

The only instructor I've heard mentioned that does that is Buford Tune. There's a photo of it around here somewhere...

[Mike]

I love the bubble that comes up as soon as you press play.

That place is nothing more than it seems. I['d like o see him come to Radnor yard and freak out over the "ominous looking guard towers".

[poak]

That place is nothing more than it seems. I['d like o see him come to Radnor yard and freak out over the "ominous looking guard towers".

Wait a minute... you can't be trusted, you work for CSX! Don't you guys stand to make a killing (pun intended) shipping prisoners in by rail when they get this whole gulag thing rolling?!

[Guest SUNTZU]

Mike is going to kill all of the juice?!

[Guest Rick O'Shay]

Wait a minute... you can't be trusted, you work for CSX! Don't you guys stand to make a killing (pun intended) shipping prisoners in by rail when they get this whole gulag thing rolling?!:tinfoil::tinfoil:

Am I an accessory? My company is bidding on replacing two CSX bridges in VA. Should I sabotage the process?

[poak]

Am I an accessory? My company is bidding on replacing two CSX bridges in VA. Should I sabotage the process?

Surely those bridges are vital to the success of the ECG (East Coast Gulag that is) that will funnel the enslaved populace into the various work camps that will be building landing pads for the return of L. Ron Hubbard (he's as alive and well as Tupac, and he has ties to the Clintons and the Obamas).