What did I just see?

[Grayfox54]

Years ago I was hunting at a friends place. He had an old, small travel trailer that I was staying in. Nice enough, but no facilities. Late at night, I needed to go. Just slipped my boots on and stepped outside. I was taking care of business when I heard something move in the leaves behind me. Two things immediately struck my mind. Its an animal. Its BIG! 

I spun around with my heart in my throat just to find myself eyeball to eyeball with about 60 pounds of the saddest looking Basset hound on Earth!  No idea where he came from or belonged to, but he sure scared the crap outta me. 

[gregintenn]

So I’m here reporting a multiple UFO sighting, and you guys are worried about peeing outside?

[pop pop]

At my age I am just glad I can still go. Today is my birthday. 77

[Defender]

7 minutes ago, pop pop said:

At my age I am just glad I can still go. Today is my birthday. 77

 

7 minutes ago, pop pop said:

At my age I am just glad I can still go. Today is my birthday. 77

Happy birthday! I’m right behind you, I turned 70 last month.

[gregintenn]

30 minutes ago, pop pop said:

At my age I am just glad I can still go. Today is my birthday. 77

Have a happy birthday!

[analog_kidd]

In the spirit of this thread...

Hap-PEE birthday

[Grayfox54]

6 hours ago, gregintenn said:

So I’m here reporting a multiple UFO sighting, and you guys are worried about peeing outside?

Hey, the UFO mystery is solved. 

You're the one who brought up peeing outside. Might as well go with it. 

[gun sane]

I thought it was common knowledge that everyone at times pees in a public swimming pool.  But then one day I did it from the diving board....