So, how many guns do YOU have? A rhetorical Thanksgiving question.

[LeeTheToolGuy]

3 hours ago, monkeylizard said:

Man, You guys are lucky. I lost all mine when the dog flipped the boat over.

Good thing I don't own a boat, my dog is a klutz...  He's fallen off the couch more than once. 

Edited November 29 by LeeTheToolGuy

[jpx2rk]

9 hours ago, ianb said:

And who's asking

That depends as well.  

[Johnny Rotten]

don't ask don't tell

[Jeb48]

A few more than I had when I lived in a communist state.  Nearly enough until the next one catches my eye.

I keep telling my son I'm spending his inheritance.  He says as long as it is invested in guns and garage expansion it is fine with him.  He did think I needed a nice 2 seat sports car.

[DasVidaniya]

Why?  What have you heard?

 

On me right now?

 

 

[TennesseeCamper]

In my 7 decades the number has waxed and waned many times. 

[TripleGGG]

[Defender]

20 hours ago, monkeylizard said:

Man, You guys are lucky. I lost all mine when the dog flipped the boat over.

When I saw your dog tip the boat over I was laughing so hard, I ran into another boat, causing mine to sink,  losing all my guns.

[LeeTheToolGuy]

On 11/29/2024 at 10:40 AM, monkeylizard said:

Man, You guys are lucky. I lost all mine when the dog flipped the boat over.

 

9 hours ago, Defender said:

When I saw your dog tip the boat over I was laughing so hard, I ran into another boat, causing mine to sink,  losing all my guns.

New Black Friday activity for The ToolGuy household, magnet fishing! 

[Johnny Rotten]

1 hour ago, LeeTheToolGuy said:

 

New Black Friday activity for The ToolGuy household, magnet fishing! 

Jokes on you, they all owned Glock 7.....

https://diehard.fandom.com/wiki/Glock_7

 

[Danger Rane]

I’ve always answered this question with a question, depending on the age/sex of the asker. For Women I ask them how many people they’ve slept with, and for men I ask them how much they’ve got saved for retirement. To me both of those are as personal as asking me how many guns I have, only my wife and those closest to me will ever know the answer…maybe.

I will say that I really nerd out on keeping track of my inventory, to include detailed spreadsheets on round counts, how much I’ve spent on each gun to include accessories, how many rounds I have on hand for each, and guesstimates on current value that I try to update every year. At this point I probably spend as much time in the spreadsheets as I do actually shooting.

[Pain103]

14 hours ago, Defender said:

When I saw your dog tip the boat over I was laughing so hard, I ran into another boat, causing mine to sink,  losing all my guns.

That was you that hit my boat and sank it? 

[A.J. Holst]

More pistols than needed as a result of chasing the EDC unicorn.

Not as many long guns, but got my niches filled

[Tom B]

11 hours ago, Pain103 said:

On 11/30/2024 at 6:53 AM, Defender said:

When I saw your dog tip the boat over I was laughing so hard, I ran into another boat, causing mine to sink,  losing all my guns.

That was you that hit my boat and sank it? 

I hear this a lot, somewhere there is a lake with a lot of guns at the bottom-lol.

[Snaveba]

I have often wondered why some folks store all their fire arms in their boat….

[Johnny Rotten]

[10-Ring]

Enough to be considered a cause for concern in some locals and severely underarmed in others. 

[et45]

Maybe 20.I’ve never owned much more than that and during the lean years between 08-12 it was less than a dozen.I’ve never been a collector.

[papa61]

I had a co-worker ask if I always had that thing on me. My reply was "there's only one way to find out for certain". 

He thought for a second and said he didn't want to know  I don't shower with one.

[LeeTheToolGuy]

2 minutes ago, papa61 said:

I had a co-worker ask if I always had that thing on me. My reply was "there's only one way to find out for certain". 

He thought for a second and said he didn't want to know  I don't shower with one.

Shower is one of two places I don't carry. But it's always within  a step of where I am. Thinking about one of these though... 

https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=nLVZNkYv&id=AE66434B60BB51D28717F2CE707E01C7158F8527&thid=OIP.nLVZNkYv3SOqfK5DCLq2JwHaFi&mediaurl=https%3A%2F%2Fth.bing.com%2Fth%2Fid%2FR.9cb55936462fdd23aa7cae4308bab627%3Frik%3DJ4WPFccBfnDO8g%26riu%3Dhttp%3a%2f%2fwww.prepper-resources.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2014%2f01%2fShower-Gun-Box-7.jpg%26ehk%3DCrNMRxLZup4UrBYOGWHEoIe9AmnAaCPAXoU2yebdZcc%3d%26risl%3D%26pid%3DImgRaw%26r%3D0%26sres%3D1%26sresct%3D1&exph=452&expw=605&q=shower+gun+case&simid=608036858911602322&form=IRPRST&ck=D3E4364CC65FFAFEA51B432CFF8F52F4&selectedindex=0&itb=0&ajaxhist=0&ajaxserp=0&vt=4&sim=11

[papa61]

I my two Danes will give me a step or six. LOL