3 Dr.'s...."I'm better than you"

[Guest billwilly73]

**Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost sever fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."**

**The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."**

**The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs! Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."**

[brooksjr]

now i don't care who you are that's funny right there

[Guest TargetShooter84]

LOL Nice! True tho! lol

[bubbiesdad]

Obama gets off Marine One Helicopter. Marine at the base of the ramp, after saluting, asks him why he's carrying a pig under each arm. Obama says they are not pigs, but genuine Arkansas razorbag hogs. He said "I got one for Michelle and one for Hillary." Marine snaps to attention, salutes again, and says "Excellent trade, sir!"

[Guest Jcochran88]

lol very good.