Ladies and Gentlemen - GUNS ARE NOT TOYS (of any type)

[saintsfanbrian]

A couple engaged in a sex act involving a firearm are no longer a couple. He is dead and she is going to go to jail.

http://www.kplctv.com/global/story.asp?s=6879537

I know they are pretty and all, but why, oh why, would you use one this way.

[Guest dotsun]

[Punisher84]

huh. well then...

[Guest GlocKingTN]

What some people will do for "pleasure"!

[molonlabetn]

Different strokes for different folks... Problem is, the damn thing was loaded!

[waynesan]

"White and Grosset were engaged in consensual sexual behavior involving a firearm when the firearm was discharged, resulting in his death."

I guess I've lived a sheltered life. I can't figure out what they were doing or how they were doing it. Would someone enlighten me?....... on second thought.......don't.

[Guest Old Chief]

Oh Yes I definately do not want to know how this came about.

[Guest Hornet Handler]

Her sex was so good it blew his mind!

Anyone call the Darwin Award people yet. I think they have a shot at this year.

[saintsfanbrian]

Really bad pun there hornet. My wife and I were discussing this last night during our bike ride and we can't imagine how this happened either. She actually thought of a way that the female could have been "enjoying" the gun but that was before I told her that it was the male that got shot in the head.

The only thing I can really think if is a "role playing" scenario where she is "robbing him" at gun point. But that is as "dirty" as my mind wants to get on this topic.

Have a great day, and don't put your eye out.

[Marswolf]

Maybe Russian Roulette with a pistol?

[shaftbass]

He would have been much better off using a fleshlight.

[towerclimber37]

Oh the PUNishment!!!!!

[Guest Ghostrider]

Dominance/submission - Gives the woman power and the man a "reason" to submit.

At least, that's what I've read...

[MexicanDragon]

Premature discharge, eh? I wonder what kind of gun... ?

**BRENT**

[Marswolf]

Let's see...with what gun does that happen a lot?

[saintsfanbrian]

Dang Mars, can't one thread go by with out you slamming Glocks?

[Marswolf]

I didn't mention Glocks....

Wonder why that gun came to your mind?

[fury2neon]

I didn't mention Glocks....

Wonder why that gun came to your mind?

[MexicanDragon]

^^^^^^^^ +1

**BRENT**

[Guest Phantom6]

The single bullet struck White in the head, and as he struggled...

You recon the head mentioned in the article was the one with the ears attached? Could have been a "Bobbitt" kind of thing.

You know every family has stories that are told over and over around the table after Thanksgiving dinner or at family reunions. The White family is going to have to send the young 'uns out to play before relating this portion of the family history.

[Branket]

Dang Mars, can't one thread go by with out you slamming Glocks?

In all fairness Mars wasn't the one actually slamming the gun in question .

[towerclimber37]

and on top of that, she'll never get a date again

[Urse]

Gives new meaning to the Nugent song "Kiss My Glock"

[Guest clownsdd]

This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fightin', this is for fun.

Kinda makes sense now.

[Marswolf]

I notice that i-Caught on ABC tonight is doing a segment about the DEA guy who shot himself in front of the kids in the classroom. You know - the only person in the room professional enough to handle his Glock.

I understand his excuse is that he is required to be in possession of a loaded weapon. So am I, but I try not to shoot myself with it.