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I cut up jalapeños and habanero for my salads for the next few days. I didn't have gloves on. When I got finished I had to pee. I might die. I'm not sure yet, but my junk is on fire. 

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I cut up jalapeños and habanero for my salads for the next few days. I didn't have gloves on. When I got finished I had to pee. I might die. I'm not sure yet, but my junk is on fire. 

Handsome Rob
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"Take the pain, leave the swelling" 😉🤣

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*stares wistfully at the 3 hives.........  

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Brother I did that on a date once… a date that I was cooking at her house. One might say it was a pretty sure thing. Definitely utilized her shower, we had a good laugh out of it. Not a pleasant few hours though. 

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1 hour ago, Alleycat72 said:

I cut up jalapeños and habanero for my salads for the next few days. I didn't have gloves on. When I got finished I had to pee. I might die. I'm not sure yet, but my junk is on fire. 

"Take the pain, leave the swelling" 😉🤣

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I am so sorry, but I am laughing my ass off right now. I know it’s not right to laugh at your fellow man in a time of need or pain. This is damn funny.

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31 minutes ago, RED333 said:

I am so sorry, but I am laughing my ass off right now. I know it’s not right to laugh at your fellow man in a time of need or pain. This is damn funny.

It's getting better. LOL

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4 hours ago, Scotty said:

Brother I did that on a date once… a date that I was cooking at her house. One might say it was a pretty sure thing. Definitely utilized her shower, we had a good laugh out of it. Not a pleasant few hours though. 

I learned the lesson once about cutting peppers making chili for my GF at the time.  There was uh, some spontaneity and touching.  She was the one on fire, lol..

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Been there done that.  I feel your pain.  A bag of frozen peas are your friend.

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yep, been there done that. Also rubbed the corner of my eye once. And I use some really hot peppers. Thai peppers are outrageous.

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Been there done that with the pepper spray at work. I said nothing to no one. I suffered alone! "Suffered" may be too mild of a word. Not fun times. I feel your pain. 

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This happened to me ONCE too. I was running a pizza joint and just made a pizza w/ jalapenos. I nearly cried like a baby as I tried to rinse my junk off in the sink with cold soapy water. Wouldn't you know it, a customer walks in and sees me washing my junk in the bathroom sink. He looked down, looked me in the eyes and says "daaayumm" as he shook his head and walked out w/out giving me time to explain.

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My buddy threw me a drunk girls keys onetime on a rooftop bar in Nashville (friend of ours, she was trying to leave tanked. We weren't allowing it). When I caught it, her pepper spray launched and hit the whole group. About 10 minutes later he went to take a leak and came out with tears in his eyes, teeth clinched, grabbing his junk.

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On 5/1/2024 at 10:24 AM, Alleycat72 said:

I cut up jalapeños and habanero for my salads for the next few days. I didn't have gloves on. When I got finished I had to pee. I might die. I'm not sure yet, but my junk is on fire. 

Not your proudest wank I imagine. 😆

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17 minutes ago, NoBanStan said:

Not your proudest wank I imagine. 😆

Best comment of this entire thread!

You sir, are master smart-ass.  😆

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32 minutes ago, Alleycat72 said:

I've got tons of gloves. My Wife uses them all the time, but I'm a man and know better. LOL 

I too have made this painful error.  Once.

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