Who here might be headed to this Lake of Fire? I might be one.

[Tuffus]

[gregintenn]

You are a retired English teacher I presume. Hell will be full of them.

[Tuffus]

48 minutes ago, gregintenn said:

You are a retired English teacher I presume. Hell will be full of them.

Nope, but I can be a bit of a grammar policeman sometimes and I could make a sarcastic statement just like the devil's.

Edited February 29 by Tuffus

[RED333]

The devil showed the new guy a room with four people standing up to their knees in poop, drinking coffee. Devil said would you like to stay here for eternity. New Guy said yes so he went and got his coffee. Shortly afterwards the devil come in and said all right back on your heads.

[analog_kidd]

Well, I know punctuation is important...

Just ask the Panda that eats, shoots and leaves

[gregintenn]

1 hour ago, analog_kidd said:

Well, I know punctuation is important...

Just ask the Panda that eats, shoots and leaves

Or the guy helping his uncle Jack off his horse. Capitalization is just as pressing an issue.

[BigK]

A crack develops in the wall between Heaven and hell. God calls up satan and says, "the crack is on your side, so you have to pay to get it fixed". When he refuses, the Lord threatens to sue and the devil says, "you go ahead and try that, I have all the lawyers!"

Edited March 1 by BigK

[Luckyforward]

I see said the blind man to the deaf woman.

[gun sane]

The president of an HMO died and came before St. Peter at Heaven's pearly gates.

Peter said, "Well, guess what?  Your name is written here in the book!

"Wonderful," the insurance exec said.  "So I'm in?"

Peter smiled and answered, "Yes...but you can only stay for three days."