The Wife and I just had the sex talk with the boys.

[Alleycat72]

I have never laughed so much at the discomfort at the kitchen table . 

Edited January 26 by Alleycat72

[Pain103]

Dang, you done traumatized them using the big bananas. Didn't you know you got to use baby carrots. lol 

[Alleycat72]

1 minute ago, Pain103 said:

Dang, you done traumatized them using the big bananas. Didn't you know you got to use baby carrots. lol 

My Wife told them that they would grow in to them. LOL.

Trying my best to make it a funny and educational experience. I don't want to be an early grandfather. Last night they had to explain were babies come from. Tonight they had to explain how you get STDs and how to prevent them. I pulled out the condoms and said "show me". They looked horrified. I probably should have pulled out the bananas first. 

[TripleGGG]

Did you and your wife learn anything? 

In all seriousness, Great job. Most parents ignore this. 

[Alleycat72]

5 minutes ago, TripleGGG said:

Did you and your wife learn anything? 

In all seriousness, Great job. Most parents ignore this. 

Well out of our 4 kids, only one is biologically related to us. I think we have the prevention thing down. LOL 

 

[gregintenn]

Funny thread, but seriously, good job! More kids could use good parents.

[Garufa]

There ain’t but one way to put them things on.  Does it really require a demonstration?

Edited January 26 by Garufa

[Alleycat72]

8 minutes ago, Garufa said:

There ain’t but one way to put them things on.  Does it really require a demonstration?

I'm not taking their word for it. They've never even seen a condom. My Wife yelling "your putting it on backwards" was priceless. 

Edited January 26 by Alleycat72

[gregintenn]

9 minutes ago, Garufa said:

There ain’t but one way to put them things on.  Does it really require a demonstration?

Well, you don’t roll it out then pull it up like a sock.

[TripleGGG]

2 minutes ago, Alleycat72 said:

I'm not taking their word for it. They've never even seen a condom. My Wife yelling "your putting it on backwards" was priceless. 

Where's the priceless emoji? 

[Alleycat72]

Should have set up a video camera.  Damn! Could have played it before each date they have.

[Alleycat72]

Nobody wants to eat the bananas now. I'm F-ing crying now.

[Links2k]

Just now, Alleycat72 said:

Nobody wants to eat the bananas now. I'm F-ing crying now.

This keeps getting funnier. My cheeks hurt.

[peejman]

You must have looked the produce section over pretty well to find a banana that.straight. 

Just curious, how old are they?

[Alleycat72]

9 minutes ago, peejman said:

You must have looked the produce section over pretty well to find a banana that.straight. 

Just curious, how old are they?

I mean, ...we don't eat a lot of zucchini...

[tercel89]

Those bananas are pretty good size. Your house must not be cold . 

[Alleycat72]

Another quote from the Wife..."It's easier when the banana is attached to you". I can make this stuff up. The Wife's a nurse so thing can get weird fast. 

[NoBanStan]

35 minutes ago, peejman said:

You must have looked the produce section over pretty well to find a banana that.straight. 

Just curious, how old are they?

Never ask another man how old his banana is!

[NoBanStan]

2 hours ago, Alleycat72 said:

I have never laughed so much at the discomfort at the kitchen table . 

You got spots. Have you had that checked out?

[Alleycat72]

Just now, NoBanStan said:

Never ask another man how old his banana is!

I tell new guys at work to never look another man in the eye while eating a banana. 

[Chucktshoes]

Just now, Alleycat72 said:

I tell new guys at work to never look another man in the eye while eating a banana. 

[NoBanStan]

1 minute ago, Alleycat72 said:

I tell new guys at work to never look another man in the eye while eating a banana. 

[monkeylizard]

 

[KahrMan]

Remember….when eating a banana it is always banana to mouth, not the other way around. 

[jpx2rk]

Is there not an "app" for this????  asking for a friend.