Just a joke

[bubbiesdad]

:rolleyes:Found this on another site, worth sharing

Posted 31 March 2009 03:42 PM I voted Democrat

because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want.

I've decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat

because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene

but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I voted Democrat

because I believe the government will do a better job

of spending the money I earn

than I would.

I voted Democrat

because freedom of speech is fine as long as

nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat

because when we pull out of Iraq

I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing

because they now think we're good people.

I voted Democrat

because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,

and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me

from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat

because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday

can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years

if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat

because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies

so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted Democrat

because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves.

They need to break even

and give the rest away to the government

for redistribution as IT sees fit.

I voted Democrat

because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The Constitution every few days

to suit some fringe kooks who

would never get their agendas past the voters.

I voted Democrat

because my head is so firmly planted up my ass

that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.