IRS........Auditor

[Guest billwilly73]

Got this in an e-mail and thought ya'll would enjoy...............

At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the

books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi

and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the

candle drippings?''

"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the

candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question

had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about

all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with

an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer,

and every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all

Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins

from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save all the

foreskins and send them to the IRS Office,and about once a year they send

us a complete dick!"

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[ftncityfatboy]

[BigPoppa]

Some of those Rabbis are pretty clever.

[NuTcAsE]

[Guest tnmale46]

lmao

[terrya88]

Now that's funny right there.

[Fadex]

lmao....

[Guest abailey362]

lol......glad this wasn't illustrated

[fury2neon]

Some of those Rabbis are pretty clever.

:rofl: