Guns and Their Restaurant Counterparts

[Garufa]

On 12/31/2021 at 9:35 AM, 10-Ring said:

 

I really like Krystal too, but you can't eat there if you are broke.  Last time I went through there I paid almost $10 for 6 Krystals. 

You should get 10 for $6.  Tell’em you have a coupon next time or ask if they still do that, lol.

[deerslayer]

On 12/31/2021 at 8:25 AM, gregintenn said:

I like Krystal.

Rectum rockets and colon comets.  More for you.  

[monkeylizard]

Taco Bell was funny, but Little Caesar's killed it!

Cracker Barrel was too close to home . . . I've been searching for a specific Colt for months now and "leaving you standing out in the lobby FOREVER while you’re trying to eat there" kind of hurts . . .  

 

[FrankD]

The burger king/ruger one was great.  Same burger as McDonalds (S&W) but with a twist like an onion ring or a threaded barrel and magpul stock.

[gregintenn]

Hooter’s must be an M1Carbine. Fun!!!

[JustEd]

On 12/30/2021 at 7:55 PM, memphismason said:

Spot on.  

 

The Taurus/Taco Bell one made me laugh out loud. 

In the future..."All restaurants will be Taco Bell"

[Garufa]

37 minutes ago, JustEd said:

In the future..."All restaurants will be Taco Bell"

Some folks will need a lot more than three seashells if that happens.