Chuck Norris, President of Texas?

[Guest Rick O'Shay]

At the risk of violating this rule:

http://www.tngunowners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17548

I still feel I need to post something rather odd I ran across:

http://www.infowars.com/chuck-norris-claims-thousands-of-right-wing-cell-groups-exist-and-will-rebel-against-us-government/

and

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=91103

Don't get me wrong here, as a student of history, I know better than most how terrible an insurrection is to the populace in general.

[Guest Astra900]

THe day he becomes president of Texas, and Texas removes itself from the shambles of a once great union, will be the day, I pack my stuff and head south.

God bless you Chuck.

[Guest Galba]

If Chuck Norris was the President of Texas, it would be the perfect storm. The internet would likely implode under the weight of all the ironic and silly one liners.