are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Republican

[Guest Rando]

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern

Republican?

With elections coming up, this is an issue we

should all decide.

The first question should be, just how can you

tell the difference

between

Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans?

The answer can be

found by contemplating the following situation:

Let's say you're walking down a deserted street

with your wife and two

small

children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a

huge knife comes

around

the corner, locks eyes with you, screams

obscenities, raises the knife,

and

charges towards you. You are carrying a Glock

.40, and you are an

expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and

your family. What do you

do?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Democrat's Answer:

Well, there's not enough information to answer the

question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would

inspire him to attack?

Is there a chance we could run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and

knock the knife out of

his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built

into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what

kind of message does

this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be

content to just wound

me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my

family get away while

he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted? Do we need to do

a study on this

street?

Maybe we need to raise taxes, have a paint and

weed day and make this a

happier, healthier street that would discourage

such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to debate this with some friends for a few

days, get their input

and try to come to a consensus.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG!

click....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG!

click:tough:

[Guest Rando]

Sorry copied this from an E-mail and pasted it here dont know why it blew up so big, But I er a Southerner fur shur:D

[nightrunner]

only part i see wrong is that a glock .40 would have blown up after a few shots, it surely couldnt have made it through 2 full mags and and imploded. but a 1911 would have done the trick.

seriously though, its an oldie but a goodie

[Guest Linoge]

Hm. Must be somewhere inbetween... I can see emptying the first magazine, but why the second one? He might have had friends...

[Guest m&pc9]

only part i see wrong is that a glock .40 would have blown up after a few shots, it surely couldnt have made it through 2 full mags and and imploded. but a 1911 would have done the trick.

seriously though, its an oldie but a goodie

:bowrofl:

Edited March 11, 2009 by m&pc9

[Guest FroggyOne2]

According to the "Eternal Debate".. Glocks don't blow up!

[Guest Rick O'Shay]

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern

Republican?

With elections coming up, this is an issue we

should all decide.

The first question should be, just how can you

tell the difference

between

Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans?

The answer can be

found by contemplating the following situation:

Let's say you're walking down a deserted street

with your wife and two

small

children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a

huge knife comes

around

the corner, locks eyes with you, screams

obscenities, raises the knife,

and

charges towards you. You are carrying a Glock

.40, and you are an

expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and

your family. What do you

do?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Democrat's Answer:

Well, there's not enough information to answer the

question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would

inspire him to attack?

Is there a chance we could run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and

knock the knife out of

his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built

into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what

kind of message does

this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be

content to just wound

me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my

family get away while

he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted? Do we need to do

a study on this

street?

Maybe we need to raise taxes, have a paint and

weed day and make this a

happier, healthier street that would discourage

such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to debate this with some friends for a few

days, get their input

and try to come to a consensus.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG!

click....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG!

click:tough:

What disturbs me about this post is that the alleged "Southern Republican" was obviously not carrying one "in the pipe", therefore I declare this post a hoax!

[Guest Dean_JC78]

The story is a trick, obviously the Democrat is the mugger.

[Guest betobeto]

The story is a trick, obviously the Democrat is the mugger.

lol +1

[Guest TnDeerHunter]

Southern has to be the answer

[Guest mustangdave]

Was the Southern Republican formerly a DIXI-Crat? BANG BANG