Posting on Criagslist....must read

[gunner]

> *To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah ) *

> * *

> *Date: 2009-01-13, 3:43AM EST *

> * *

> *I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I

> hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend.

> You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow

> come across this message. I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you

> to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth

> is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't

> that

> cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911

> ..45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder

> holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh ? It's a very

> intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it

> probably wasn't a

> great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that

> brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse

> since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with

> me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you

> try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or

> "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your

> situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes

> to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of

> the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster. I

> called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your

> bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the

> line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't

> know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off

> your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the

> DA's office with it. Oh well. So, about your pants. I know that I was a

> little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so

> I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants,

> so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent

> you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powde

> r? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you

> walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice

> of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this

> message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. *

> * *

[Guest Traumaslave]

Priceless.

[Curiousgb]

Haven't we been through this a couple of times already.

[threeshot]

Repost.

http://www.tngunowners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16180

http://www.tngunowners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16378

Seems made-up:

http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/mugger.asp

[gunner]

Haven't we been through this a couple of times already.

oops...sorry

[Fadex]

I like reading it every time! lol

[Guest Hyaloid]

Let's let this one die on the vine...