In the spirit of political correctness.....

[Randall53]

I got a chuckle out of some of these. Thought I’d share.

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as “Hillbillies.” You must now refer to them as “Appalachian Americans.”

And furthermore How to speak about women and be politically correct:
1. She is not a “Babe” or a “Chick” – She is a “Breasted American.”

2. She is not “Easy” – She is “Horizontally Accessible.”

3. She is not a “Dumb Blonde” – She is a “Light-Haired Detour off the Information Superhighway.”

4. She has not “Been Around” – She is “Previously-Enjoyed Companion.”

5. She does not “Nag” you – She becomes “Verbally Repetitive.”

6. She is not “Two-Bit Hooker” – She is a “Low-cost Provider.”

How to speak about men and be politically correct:
1. He does not have a “Beer Gut” – He has developed a “Liquid Grain Storage Facility.”

2. He is not a “Bad Dancer – He is “Overly Caucasian.”

3. He does not “Get Lost all the Time” – He “Investigates Alternative Destinations.”

4. He is not “Balding” – He is in “Follicle Regression.”

5. He does not act like a “Total Arse” – He develops a case of “Rectal-Cranial Inversion.”

6. It’s not his “Crack” you see hanging out of his pants – It’s “Rear Cleavage.”

[hipower]

As a dyed in the wool, hardcore, Southern, Tennessee Redneck...I Should find this offensive. Alas it's too funny not to laugh!  

[Randall53]

1 hour ago, hipower said:

As a dyed in the wool, hardcore, Southern, Tennessee Redneck...I Should find this offensive. Alas it's too funny not to laugh!  

I know. I fit in too many of those terms.

[RED333]

10 hours ago, Randall53 said:

How to speak about men and be politically correct:
1. He does not have a “Beer Gut” – He has developed a “Liquid Grain Storage Facility.”
I do not drink, mine is a baby elephant, want to see the trunk?
2. He is not a “Bad Dancer – He is “Overly Caucasian.”
Yep
3. He does not “Get Lost all the Time” – He “Investigates Alternative Destinations.”
Sure
4. He is not “Balding” – He is in “Follicle Regression.”
Not yet
5. He does not act like a “Total Arse” – He develops a case of “Rectal-Cranial Inversion.”
As much as I can
6. It’s not his “Crack” you see hanging out of his pants – It’s “Rear Cleavage.”

Nope, I wear a belt and keep my pants pulled up!

 

[Jeb48]

I always figured why settle for a 6 pack when I could have a pony keg.