Larry Is Recovering in Room 232 . . .

[Luckyforward]

Okay, you are asking who in the Hell is "Larry?"

Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, '"Where in the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, '"I was out getting a tattoo."

'A tattoo? ' she frowned. ' What kind of tattoo did you get? '

'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, ' he said proudly.

'What the hell were you thinking?!' She said, shaking her head in disgust.

'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow."

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, astly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at

home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.

Larry is recovering in room 232 at the hospital . . .

[Almond27]

haha

[Guest tnmale46]

lol

[Guest 153blue]

that was great

[Guest m&pc9]

[Guest HVAC Worker]

A classic,

[Guest 45AUTO]

LOVE IT

[Fadex]

I don't care who ya are...that there's funny!!

[Guest Astra900]

Very funny.

When my wife first saw my tattoo down there, she asked why do you have "SUPER S" tattooed there? I said watch, it really says "SUPERCALAFRADULISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS" You know like the old Disney song.

[poak]

Very funny.

When my wife first saw my tattoo down there, she asked why do you have "SUPER S" tattooed there? I said watch, it really says "SUPERCALAFRADULISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS" You know like the old Disney song.

The "SUPERCALAFRADULISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS" is shown in actual font size, eh?

[Guest Astra900]

You know it.

[Guest Traumaslave]

Anybody else have elephant tusks on their thighs?

[Guest tadams]

Send ointment in lieu of flowers. (The tattoo is still healing and the hospital charges and arm and a leg for the stuff)

[nightrunner]

awesome