Are Fanny packs still (kind of) gay?

[frontier737]

Soon it'll be March and warmer weather will mean less and/or lighter clothes. That being said it brings up a facetious question: Can a man wear a fanny pack without looking too gay.

[Guest jwp]

No.

[Schadenfreude]

Be sure to get a pink one

[Guest EasilyObsessed]

Nope.

[Guest eyebedam]

No there about as gay as it gets. You could always get some short shorts & freeball so the rest of your attire will match the keen style of the faggy pack.

[Guest SUNTZU]

The Shocker of Doom with a fanny pack. Still gay.

[G27]

Wow, I'm surprised to find out Chuck Norris is gay. But hey, we have visual proof.

Def gay.

[TripleDigitRide]

No, but men who wear them could be considered so.

Ooooops! I hope my boss doesn't read this. Then again, he does carry a Glock, too. :grin:

Edited February 19, 2009 by TripleDigitRide

[memphismason]

Unless you are over the age of 75 and you are at a casino.

These are also exceptable at that place and time

[memphismason]

[frontier737]

Thanks for the posts! I sprayed diet coke on the 'puter monitor laughing!

[Guest mustangdave]

FANNY PACK...that just sounds vulgar and uncomfortable. I let the wife wear one...with her SP 101 in it.

[BryanP]

You could always carry in a belt pouch or a messenger bag. AKA a man purse.

[Guest 70below]

I believe it is more acceptable to wear black or argyle knee socks with Bill Clinton shorts.

[nightrunner]

are fanny packs still gay? YES

can a man wear one without looking gay? NO, chuck norris just proved that.

more to the point, with warmer weather and lighter clothes, if you just cant carry a normal carry gun IWB under a t-shirt or something, dont see why but ok. what is wrong with a j-frame snubbie or a small .380 (P3AT or LCP) in the pocket or even in a very small IWB holster. even a maxpedition carry bag is better than a fanny pack. or they make normal sized day-planners that have a zippered half of it that conceals and holsters a fullsized gun like a 5" 1911 or a G21.

[ZenDog]

Are Fanny packs still (kind of) gay?

Not all fanny backs are gay-- some of them are lesbian, and here in Memphis we even have some transgendered, bisexual, and transvestite fanny packs.

Midtown Memphis-- It's a walk on the wild side.

[Guest mustangdave]

Are Fanny packs still (kind of) gay?

Not all fanny backs are gay-- some of them are lesbian, and here in Memphis we even have some transgendered, bisexual, and transvestite fanny packs.

Midtown Memphis-- It's a walk on the wild side.

I will remember this bit of INTEL on my next trip...Midtown Memphis...keep driving. If at a stoplight...windows up doors locked...gun in lap...with a round chambered:D

[Guest Astra900]

You should be doing that in Memphis anyway:screwy:

[Guest JeepMonkey]

You should be doing that everywhere anyway:screwy:

Fixed it for 'ya.

[Magiccarpetrides]

Fanny Packs are very lame...very very lame....however I dont think anyone would ever expect you to pull a gun out of one...maybe a velcro wallet...but not a gun...so that makes them tactical ;-D

[Guest mustangdave]

You should be doing that in Memphis anyway:screwy:

Well usually I just drive thru Memphis on my way to somewhere else...stay on Interstate...do not exit until well into Arkansas.

[Guest Hyaloid]

I wasn't aware that fanny packs ever made the jump from totally ghey, to (kinda) ghey...

[Guest jwp]

I wasn't aware that fanny packs ever made the jump from totally ghey, to (kinda) ghey...

They didn't make the jump. They've always been full-on, no apologies, gay.

[323ssplt]

Soooooo...I don't think the OP got his answer...are they gay????

[Guest jackdog]

This sucks, you guys leaped all over this before I could even type a comment. But ya sure covered well.