I don't know if this is a re-post or not.

[Guest Rick O'Shay]

But on the off chance it is not I have to share this.

CAUTION: Do not read this while imbibing beverages, they WILL be on your keyboard.

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

[Guest bkelm18]

Ah yes, the Holy Shrine of Gecko45. A must read for any gun owner.

[memphismason]

That is history right there.

Mall Ninja...we speak your names. LOL

[poak]

I can't believe some of the people on that thread were taking it so seriously... it was obviously a farce, and a great one at that. Comic genius. I like the other guy that joins in on it and keeps talking about working for "the company".

[Guest bkelm18]

Yeah, the best part is that so many people took him so seriously. I did the first time I read it a while back but realized after re-reading it a few times the guy was a master at tongue-in-cheek.

[Guest Rick O'Shay]

Yeah, the best part is that so many people took him so seriously. I did the first time I read it a while back but realized after re-reading it a few times the guy was a master at tongue-in-cheek.

I guess I have to re-read it. I fell for it hook, line, and sinker.

[poak]

I guess I have to re-read it. I fell for it hook, line, and sinker.

Yeah, when he was first talking body armor, I thought he was serious, but when he escalated to talking about what the gangs were carrying and saying that Special Weapons MP5 clones were better than H&K, that Lorcin made the best pistols, etc, it became pretty obvious... and pretty freakin hilarious!

[323ssplt]

I had been sent this before, but never read it. Damned, that was exhausting. Like others, at first I thought it was for real, but somewhere between the "assasin that Vietnam will never forget" and the tactical breaching class where the Seal instructor was "doing it wrong and had to be told the proper manner with all that C4 around" I realized this was NOTHING but w tremendous farce.

BTW, is this the origin of the term "mall ninja"???

[Mike]

Yes it is.

A true classic of the interweb.

[Guest Astra900]

I stopped reading after reading his concerns about being shot w/ a .338 Lapua.

[S&WForty]

The lines containing "a$$-virginity" had me laughing the hardest!

[Smith]

This is widely reported to be the origin of the term "mall-ninja". While it has been posted many times and been around for a quite while, it is a terribly interesting piece of interweb history that will last forever.