The Ultimate One-Upmanship Challenge

[A.J. Holst]

Started with Deeznutz, an alleged meth addicted attack squirrel:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2019/06/28/alabama-meth-attack-squirrel-owner-arrested-after-car-chase/1594541001/

Owner denies feeding Deeznutz meth, is a beloved pet.

Not go to be outdone, this dude wanted to make a radioactive super snake:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/oklahoma-man-arrested-for-stolen-car-police-find-gun-whiskey-rattlesnake-and-radioactive-uranium

Not wanting to be left out, TN is aiding the meth gator crisis.

https://time.com/5627237/tennessee-flush-drugs-meth-gators/

Looking for more than the small caliber attack squirrel, certain but slow death from your radioactive super snake, or hard to conceal and eratic meth gator?

These  guys can hook you up:

https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/italian-police-confiscate-air-to-air-missile/

[RED333]

We are living in strange times.

[DWARREN123]

The times aren't strange, the people are strange!

Some folks need a full time keeper.

[TomInMN]

Eat your heart out PCP cannibals!

[FrankD]

A methed out squirrel sounds absolutely terrifying.