Now I understand how it works

[Guest jackdog]

Red Neck

Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

[Mike.357]

a joke so good it had to be told twice

[towerclimber37]

hahahah I missed the first telling.

good joke!

[Angus]

yeah...butt it never gets old...butt..heh..get it..

[Guest Astra900]

I could SO use this as a launching platform for a major "redneck bashing" joke offensive, but out of respect for our tan spine friends here I won't:D

Great joke!

[Guest rdl65]

oldie but a goodie.

[Guest HVAC Worker]

:p:p:p

[ShaunM]

Dumb but funny.