Think I could get a gov't grant?

[Mark@Sea]

STOP HANDGUN VIOLENCE

Carry a rifle

[Smith]

Yep, I'm seriously considering OC like this!

[Guest truthsayer]

The problem is finding a way to carry a backup rifle.

[Guest nraforlife]

Think there is a Smart Carry rig for a AR? You could be real popular with the ladies

[Guest Bronker]

STOP HANDGUN VIOLENCE

Carry a rifle

I doubt you'd qualify, pal. You've already shown your usefulness to society and your willingness to work. So, that makes you part of 'the man' crowd keeping all of those victims 'down.' You keep working---an unwed crack addict with 7 kids is counting on you.

[Mark@Sea]

an unwed crack addict with 7 kids is counting on you

<looks at pay stub> Yeah, I can tell.

But what the heck. If CDC can away with sponsoring a transvestite beauty contest in San Fransicko and tag it as public education on HIV, my idea ought to be worth a mint!

[Guest SUNTZU]

Ande's mint?

[Guest Astra900]

Ande's mint?

To the gubment we have now? More like excremint.