HA HA, NOT SURE WHAT FORUM TO POST IN .....

[Fourtyfive]

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-03-23/trade-war-humor-zimbabwe-rejects-chinese-condoms-being-too-small

[bersaguy]

24 minutes ago, Fourtyfive said:

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-03-23/trade-war-humor-zimbabwe-rejects-chinese-condoms-being-too-small

Now thats funny right there............................

[Ronald_55]

So who went around measuring penises to get that color coded map? Lol

[btq96r]

I'm glad for once that the "show" part of this sub-forum isn't a factor in a thread.

[bersaguy]

1 hour ago, Ronald_55 said:

So who went around measuring penises to get that color coded map? Lol

They probably sent out survey's and ask to have the person submit their size. Of course there would be no dishonest answers in any of the surveys. After all men don't have to exaggerate about something like that, do they????

[Fourtyfive]

13 minutes ago, bersaguy said:

They probably sent out survey's and ask to have the person submit their size. Of course there would be no dishonest answers in any of the surveys. After all men don't have to exaggerate about something like that, do they????

Never, the biggest I’ve ever found are only half long for me....

[Garufa]

16 minutes ago, Fourtyfive said:

Never, the biggest I’ve ever found are only half long for me....

So many smart-ass things to say, I just don’t where to start.

Can anyone help?  

Edited August 8, 2018 by Garufa

[Fourtyfive]

32 minutes ago, Garufa said:

So many smart-ass things to say, I just don’t where to start.

Can anyone help?  

Just run with it and go long....I’m just glad my Columbian roots run deep...

Edited August 8, 2018 by Fourtyfive

[Ronald_55]

6 minutes ago, Fourtyfive said:

Just run with it and go long....I just glad my Columbian roots run deep...

That's what she said.....

[Mike.357]

to short for me to brag

[Fourtyfive]

Anyone got a .50 cal pistol for sale to make up for all my lies?

[TripleGGG]

Well I'm just gonna say............ Oh nevermind! 

[bersaguy]

All I'm gonna say is I have never had any complaints!!

[btq96r]

 

 

2 hours ago, bersaguy said:

All I'm gonna say is I have never had any complaints!!

Complaints are usually in some ratio to customers...so that explains the zero numerator.

Edited August 9, 2018 by btq96r

[monkeylizard]

This reminds me of the basketball scene in Movie 43.

 

It's on YouTube, but is very much NSFW due to language.

Edited August 9, 2018 by monkeylizard

[bersaguy]

13 hours ago, btq96r said:

 

 

Complaints are usually in some ratio to customers...so that explains the zero numerator.

Never had customers. Just Ladies so would not about all that zero numerator thing!

[bigun]

I was going to comment but y'all have about covered the long and short of it.

[DWARREN123]

Just tell them it's not very big around but it sure is short!

[gregintenn]

It used to be bigger but I wore it down?

[bersaguy]

5 minutes ago, gregintenn said:

It used to be bigger but I wore it down?

Thats what you get for using a hand with calluses...............

 

 

 

Just joking buddy!!!!!

[n0rlf]

What can I say, I am hung like a baby.......

 

 

18 inches and 7 and a half pounds