You Ladies will appreciate this...

[NuTcAsE]

A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:

A study conducted by Tulane's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

[Guest hustle]

The only reason they make the lite tampons is to provide ear plugs to protect us from all of the whining when we run out of duct tape. "Stop stabbing me!" "What did I do wrong?" and the classic Nancy Kerrigan, "Why me?" Men are such complainers. A little spear wound to the sternum, and they turn into crybabies.

[Mark@Sea]

Hustle, remind me to give you a broad berth on days that end in 'Y'....

[Guest hustle]

My bark is way worse than my bite. I just like to BS.

[Guest c_o_jones]

I try to avoid getting my wife agitated on those days.

Edited January 26, 2009 by c_o_jones
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[Guest hustle]

Why'd you edit your post?

I wish they had a smilie of a big ole chicken.

[Punisher84]

Biggest mistake I ever made was teaching my wife to shoot almost as well as me. That statistic about your 300% more likely to be killed by a gun if you own one? Yup that's me next time I tick the ole lady off.

[Mike.357]

get 'em spayed(sp) end of problems.

[NuTcAsE]

The only reason they make the lite tampons is to provide ear plugs to protect us from all of the whining when we run out of duct tape. "Stop stabbing me!" "What did I do wrong?" and the classic Nancy Kerrigan, "Why me?" Men are such complainers. A little spear wound to the sternum, and they turn into crybabies.

HAHAHA!! that was good!!!

Biggest mistake I ever made was teaching my wife to shoot almost as well as me. That statistic about your 300% more likely to be killed by a gun if you own one? Yup that's me next time I tick the ole lady off.

That stat is from you shooting yourself to escape the misery. See women like to do it slow over a period of several years. A spear here, a knife in the back there, incessant nagging.......giggling all the while.

[Guest gunslinger707]

A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:

A study conducted by Tulane's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

This from a Guy that live's with 5 Female's !!!!!!!!! SHEESH:rofl:

[Guest 40swtn]

HAHAHA!! that was good!!!

That stat is from you shooting yourself to escape the misery. See women like to do it slow over a period of several years. A spear here, a knife in the back there, incessant nagging.......giggling all the while.

Ain't that the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!