No more ordering knives for home delivery in UK

[JAB]

So, since gun control completely and totally stopped all murders in the UK it seems the government there has decided that knives can no longer be ordered online and delivered to a person's home.  I guess pretty soon they will be cutting down all of the trees and paving every inch of the UK in order to prevent people from getting hold of deadly sticks and rocks.  Of course, a few years after that they will have to figure a way to stop people from killing each other with chunks of broken pavement.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/ban-on-home-deliveries-of-knives-in-government-crackdown-after-surge-in-london-stabbings/ar-AAvDgUA

[mikegideon]

They're on top of that violence thing. God bless 'em

[willis68]

I work with and am onboard with several Britts at the moment the poor bastards are not even allowed to carry a lock back knife so this is really no loss to them 

[Raoul]

Just wait till they ban sporks.....

[mikegideon]

24 minutes ago, willis68 said:

I work with and am onboard with several Britts at the moment the poor bastards are not even allowed to carry a lock back knife so this is really no loss to them 

What do you need a knife for? Good example of how far things can go.

[Omega]

1 minute ago, Raoul said:

Just wait till they ban sporks.....

Whoa, whoa, lets not start down that road, next thing you know they'll be eating out of blenders or toothpaste tubes.

[Ronald_55]

23 minutes ago, Omega said:

Next thing you know they'll be eating out of blenders

Nope, we might fashion weapons from the blender blades...

I once argued with a German guy and he fought that gun/knife control was needed all the way until I asked if we should outlaw dinner forks... He kind of stammered and changed the subject...

Some people will not be happy until we are all encased in pods under sedation..."for our own protection "

 

[ReeferMac]

2 hours ago, Raoul said:

Just wait till they ban sporks.....

It'll cure obesity, you watch!

[jpx2rk]

Guess they will ban automobiles as well since they drive on the wrong side of the road.

[JAB]

On 4/9/2018 at 3:06 PM, Raoul said:

Just wait till they ban sporks.....

Won't happen.  Someone will label them as 'utensil identity fluid' and they will be protected.

Edited April 11, 2018 by JAB

[Raoul]

2 hours ago, JAB said:

Won't happen.  Someone will label them as 'utensil identity fluid' and they will be protected.

transutensil?

 

[Ronald_55]

50 minutes ago, Raoul said:

transutensil?

 

I thought that is what sporks already were...

I see a line of tactical carving forks coming out. 

[bduncan1231]

3 hours ago, Ronald_55 said:

I thought that is what sporks already were...

I see a line of tactical carving forks coming out. 

Of the closet?

[Ronald_55]

49 minutes ago, bduncan1231 said:

Of the closet?

Yeah poor choice of words. Lol