Story of the Day!

[Punisher84]

Well, I'm sorry you got hurt, but look at the cool side of it; You got to choke the out of somebody, and no one's gonna crawl your butt for it.

Tell the truth! When you were laying the smack down on this guy, it was kinda therapeutic to release that bottled up stuff you been holding since the last fight you had with the ole lady. HUH? Don't lie!

I plead the fifth your honor.

[Guest bkelm18]

Sounds like an SNL skit.

Or a good porn

[Guest Astra900]

I plead the fifth your honor.

That's what I thought!

Speedy recover 2 U!

[Punisher84]

Or a good porn

[Farman]

Wish you a speedy recovery. Your Lt. must be a pretty good guy to check on you. A lot of supervisors aren't too thrilled when they have to deal with all the BS paperwork etc.

(One flew over the cuckoo's nest)

Edited January 23, 2009 by Farman
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[Mike.357]

I hope you gave as good as you got dude. Have two beers with the meds, it works wonders.

Back to the peeing midget. HIV is not passable through pee is it? Dookey I don't doubt but I am not so sure the peeing midget was much of a danger to anyone.

[Punisher84]

Wish you a speedy recovery. Your Lt. must be a pretty good guy to check on you. A lot of supervisors aren't too thrilled when they have to deal with all the BS paperwork etc.

(One flew over the cuckoo's nest)

Yea my superiors are really good guys. I don't give them many issues either so they don't mind if they have to do a little extra for me. What sucks is I'm the Training Officer so I get to go back and say "OK here's what not to do!"

I hope you gave as good as you got dude. Have two beers with the meds, it works wonders.

Back to the peeing midget. HIV is not passable through pee is it? Dookey I don't doubt but I am not so sure the peeing midget was much of a danger to anyone.

Gave a little more lol He'll remember me for awhile

You can catch HIV through and bodily fluid, but it'd be pretty rare to catch it just from being peed on.

That being said someone with HIV is the last person you want to go hands on with. Taser or spray is gonna be your best friend in a situation like that. He probably wasn't much of serious threat, but obviously you gotta stop that sort of uh...behavior lol

[EMTRN]

I'm glad I can be here for you. You want me fluff u pillow?

[Punisher84]

I'm glad I can be here for you. You want me fluff u pillow?

Ur next.

[Guest tedbo]

Punisher, just relax and let the lortab do it's thing. It will make everything seem fine.

I had some when I broke my back. Duuuuuuude!

I'm glad you live to fight another day!

[strickj]

Sounds like an SN skit.

Midgets d*** in a box?

Honestly now,it couldn't have been that big! He couldn't have gotten it to squirt more then a couple inches....how could he have peed on anybody without standing like on their head

Just kick the little bastard off your shoe,and go bouts your business!

ETA;Im so going to hell for that comment

Edited January 23, 2009 by strickj

[Guest db99wj]

Before you taze a peeing midget, make sure he is standing in his puddle of piss. Water, him, electricity....

What? I'm just saying....

[Guest Grout]

Last I heard they took the little pissin' bastard to the Bend.He is most likely back out now though.

[Guest Halfpint]

Dang, dude, just found this thread . . . glad you're 90% okay, enjoy the mandatory time off (and meds), and next time, remember--solid barriers like walls, floors, and doors, can be weapons too.

What, just sayin . . .

. . . And Ted, if you make any "bald midget" jokes when you see me, I'm kicking you in teh nutz!

Edited January 23, 2009 by Halfpint

[Guest truthsayer]

I didn't say a word.

[Guest Halfpint]

I can read your mind, you're thinking it.

[Guest truthsayer]

I can read your mind, you're thinking it.

[Guest db99wj]

Sidebar: Best interweb picture ever IMO. I have always liked that picture and used it in the past!

[Punisher84]

Update:

I am feeling better and the soreness is going away. The perp is currently enjoying the company of the city mental ward.

[Guest truthsayer]

Good. Now, don't forget to pet the bunny.

[Guest Astra900]

You should go visit the guy under the pretense of apologizing for having to be so rough, tell 'em your conscience is bothering you. Then when no one is looking kick him in the nutz.

[Punisher84]

You should go visit the guy under the pretense of apologizing for having to be so rough, tell 'em your conscience is bothering you. Then when no one is looking kick him in the nutz.

LOL

[Guest GUTTERbOY]

Midgets d*** in a box?

Honestly now,it couldn't have been that big! He couldn't have gotten it to squirt more then a couple inches....how could he have peed on anybody without standing like on their head

Just kick the little bastard off your shoe,and go bouts your business!

ETA;Im so going to hell for that comment

Hey, it could have been Mini-Me...

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfc3NRb1EO0[/ame]

[Punisher84]

^^^ AHAHAHAHA! I forgot about that.

[Angus]

Ok, I read it all and thought...at least he was working in a hospital. It's when I have to deal with the same crap, and I work at the airport...we can't tackle, tase or otherwise whip the azzez.

seriously dude...glad yer ok, I jacked my shoulders and had surgery on em both...left one 2x's....get better. Next time....batton to the neck I say!!!