A quote for you single people to use

[Guest db99wj]

Saw this on another forum.

"I hate weddings, all the old people poke you and say, "Your Next..."

So I do the same thing to them at funerals........"

:)

I nearly lost it here in the office!

[BrasilNuts]

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Punisher84]

LOL go to www.bash.org that is on there. It's old IRC chat logs. It's side splitting funny. Some of it you need a bit of computer knowledge to get, lot of nerd talk lol

An excerpt...

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?

<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?

<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me

GarbageStan23: why?

Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.

Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neighbor's house was on fire!

GarbageStan23: oh ****!

Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever

Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....

Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

[kckndrgn]

Those are FUNNY, I'm going there now to waste my last 25 min of work

[Punisher84]

Those are FUNNY, I'm going there now to waste my last 25 min of work

LOL yea you'll probably appreciate the computer stuff more. I love that site.

[Guest Runnfree]

Loved it

[Guest nraforlife]

Great pickup line

I'm employed

[Magiccarpetrides]

My favorite single line is go up to a girl and say "Wanna go halves on a bastard?"