Found a nice, new hat in Walmart today

[Dolomite_supafly]

Well today I was in Walmart and noticed an awesome hat sitting on the counter in sporting goods. My wife snapped a picture, what do you think?

 

[DWARREN123]

Don't go turkey hunting wearing that!

[KahrMan]

You look like the Grand Poo Bah of the Fraternal Order of Tom.

[buck1032]

25 minutes ago, DWARREN123 said:

Don't go turkey hunting wearing that!

My exact thoughts.

[Omega]

23 minutes ago, DWARREN123 said:

Don't go turkey hunting wearing that!

Oh, don't get me started with these things.  I'm no turkey hunter, so I may be missing something, but they have camo, which that one may be sold as, that resembles a turkey.  It's designed to hunt behind...just didn't sound safe to me, then I seen this:

http://www.kansas.com/sports/outdoors/article145929249.html

Heck, I would get nervous placing deer decoys out, so I don't do it anymore, even though I had all kinds of orange one when I did.

 

[RED333]

33 minutes ago, Dolomite_supafly said:

Well today I was in Walmart and noticed an awesome hat sitting on the counter in sporting goods. My wife snapped a picture, what do you think?

 

[bersaguy]

I'm speechless!!!!!!!!!!!.....................

[MP5_Rizzo]

peopleofwalmart.com ?

[Dolomite_supafly]

25 minutes ago, MP5_Rizzo said:

peopleofwalmart.com ?

Nope, that is a picture of me taken today.

[MP5_Rizzo]

26 minutes ago, Dolomite_supafly said:

Nope, that is a picture of me taken today.

TGO today could become peopleofwalmart.com tomorrow!  Not by me though.

[Chucktshoes]

 

Here is a recent acquisition of mine. 

 

[Garufa]

2 hours ago, Dolomite_supafly said:

Well today I was in Walmart and noticed an awesome hat sitting on the counter in sporting goods. My wife snapped a picture, what do you think?

 

That turban’s crazy.

[Dolomite_supafly]

Kind of reminds me of this. I might have to buy like 5 and get a few friends together to do a driveway gate opening ceremony.

 

[Grand Torino]

Yeah......no.

[TripleGGG]

So glad you didn't pull up with that on the other day when we met. LMAO. I send selfies of different crazy hats to my two daughters all the time. I always get a laugh and a "dadddddyyyyyyyyy nooooooooo."

[gregintenn]

What's it gonna take to keep you out of WalMart, Gordon? You are a glutton for punishment.

[hipower]

19 hours ago, Dolomite_supafly said:

Well today I was in Walmart and noticed an awesome hat sitting on the counter in sporting goods. My wife snapped a picture, what do you think?

 

You sir, are a man of impeccable taste and a fine example of sartorial elegance!

[Dolomite_supafly]

On 12/7/2017 at 8:50 AM, gregintenn said:

What's it gonna take to keep you out of WalMart, Gordon? You are a glutton for punishment.

You have no idea the punishment I have coming to me. I will expound once the case has been adjudicated. 

I swear I am a crap magnet or maybe I just refuse to lay down and let people walk all over me anymore. 

I will say that I utter these words daily, “I hate people!”. Seems lying, stealing and dishonestly is a lot more common today. I try to be as honest as humanly possible and it drives me insane that others have no desire to do the same. This year liars and thieves have cost me over $10K.

I wish it were a crime to lie, the world would be a much better place. Or at least justification to whip someone’s ass. I doubt I could whip anyone’s ass but I can wield my crutches pretty well. 

[Steelharp]

[Wingshooter]

On 12/6/2017 at 2:15 PM, Dolomite_supafly said:

Well today I was in Walmart and noticed an awesome hat sitting on the counter in sporting goods. My wife snapped a picture, what do you think?

 

I have that same hat!

 

Just don’t wear it backwards...