Crazy things my wife says

[john455]

So, tomorrow is my birthday, and the wife and I were talking last night, and she says: I was going to get you a gun for your birthday, but you just bought one so now I don't know what to get you!! 

So, I say you can still get me another gun....................... 

She says: But don't you have enough guns now?    (such a loaded question) LOL

So, I explain it to her in terms I think she can understand: You have 8-9 purses, if you run across another nice purse, do you buy it because you NEED it or because you LIKE it (she is a total purse collector) 

She just looks at me with that WTH blank stare on her face,  so I tell her to just get me whatever she likes lol

 

    This got me to thinking about a few of the other crazy things she asks. me here are just a few

1: Why do you need more than one box of bullets for your gun?

2: You are a good shot, so why do you need to go to the range so often?

3: Why do you need a holster for EVERY gun you own?

4: Why do you need to clean my gun if I haven't shot it lately?

5: Why do you need so many gun cleaning supplies

6: Why do you need a .45 and a .9mm 

Edited October 28, 2017 by john455

[A.J. Holst]

When she says, "do whatever you want," she doesn't mean do whatever you want.

[KahrMan]

I have heard all of those questions. I  glad it is just not my wife who asks those questions. 

[DWARREN123]

You just do not understand women, no man does!

[gregintenn]

My wife gave up on this many years ago.

[bubbiesdad]

[john455]

4 minutes ago, gregintenn said:

My wife gave up on this many years ago.

I doubt my wife will ever give up lol

[TNMTBik3r]

"Why do you have so many guns? You can only shoot one at a time..."

Yeah, I hear some of the same questions, or used to anyways. She has started to understand more over the past 2 years.

[TripleGGG]

Your doing it all wrong.

Just recently I purchased several guns at one time. Came home and my wife said so did you buy anything? I said yes, look what I bought for you as I showed her a small frame pistol (she has very small hands). She loved it and thought the others were cool too. 

Now she does love guns so that helps. Lol

[john455]

Nancy carries an LC9, she isn't antigun just isn't into them like I am lol. She has had her HCP for years but just recently started carrying full time again after a ex employee of hers kept giving her really hostile vibes. He was a Muslim man from Sudan who resented having to take orders from a woman, it caused more than one tense moment for her, I started taking her to work and picking her until he caused enough problems for her to be able to fire him.

[Ronald_55]

I just don't talk about guns with my wife. Leads to more tension at home than usual. She is fine if her Dad has a 1000 guns and my kids stay there, but me having any is horrifying. Logic is not her strong suit in this argument. Women believe they are right 90% of the time and men are wrong the other 10%....

I figure if things ever go really wrong, me having guns will not be such an issue with her then.

Edited October 28, 2017 by Ronald_55

[runco]

My favorite come back:  just in case.   This applies to all my tools, guns, supplies, etc.  and a few wild eye ideas.

[E4 No More]

My favorite comeback is the using her words back at her, "Because it was on sale!"

[Grand Torino]

My wife worked security in the military for 23 years and she owns no less than 6 of her own so.....

[AuEagle]

Regarding #6. She has a point, if you have a .45, why ya' need a 9mm? 

[john455]

11 hours ago, AuEagle said:

Regarding #6. She has a point, if you have a .45, why ya' need a 9mm? 

I see your point, but I view the .45 as protection and the 9mm as an accessory, like a nice belt or watch 

[AuEagle]

4 hours ago, john455 said:

I see your point, but I view the .45 as protection and the 9mm as an accessory, like a nice belt or watch 

It was a joke.....

[john455]

12 minutes ago, AuEagle said:

It was a joke.....

So was mine 

[peejman]

16 hours ago, AuEagle said:

Regarding #6. She has a point, if you have a .45, why ya' need a 9mm? 

Because everyone should have one of each, two of some, three of many....  

[AuEagle]

What a blessing my wife is. I'd come home from a gun show, she'd ask how many I bought, if I said 2 or 3 she'd say, lousy show.

I truly am a blessed man.

[Spiffy]

On 10/28/2017 at 11:24 AM, Gotthegoods said:

When she says, "do whatever you want," she doesn't mean do whatever you want.

There needs to be a decoder ring for women!

[AuEagle]

1 minute ago, Spiffy said:

There needs to be a decoder ring for women!

If you sir, could develop that.......You, would be a Multi-Billionaire.

[glowdotGlock]

Ha!

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[MP5_Rizzo]

On 10/29/2017 at 7:12 PM, Spiffy said:

There needs to be a decoder ring for women!

Not a 100% guaranteed method but more times not, take what ever she says and try thinking the total opposite and that's is what she meant.

[gregintenn]

On 10/28/2017 at 5:14 PM, AuEagle said:

Regarding #6. She has a point, if you have a .45, why ya' need a 9mm? 

For the same reason I have more than one drill bit.