Where do you shop?

[Bob Wright]

 

This from several years ago at the old Shelby County Rifle and Pistol range:

We, the old hands there, often got there well before the 10:00 am opening time and exchanged stories, news, and man talk in general.  One day a very pretty, young blond lady joined us.  She was, well, noticeable, petite, blond, well shaped, make-up just so.  And above all. personable.  She had a little .45 ACP, a Springfield of some sort as I recall.  Since we were not permitted to wear sidearms while on the range, she removed the pistol from a holster.  She wore black fitted pants and black sweater with a Wrangler denim jacket.  The jacket covered a small hip holster, and she very smoothly drew and cleared the pistol.  As she did so, she remarked that was her shopping pistol.

 

"Where do you shop?" asked one of the men.

 

She smiled sweetly.  "Anywhere I want to," was her reply.

 

 

 

Bob Wright

[ozo]

Gotta love it....a lady with smooth gun tactics, and old farts, eh?

We need more of both in this great country.

[felinesNfreedom]

I don't get it.......... 

[Bob Wright]

On 10/21/2017 at 5:18 PM, ozo said:

Gotta love it....a lady with smooth gun tactics, and old farts, eh?

We need more of both in this great country.

I'm gettin' there.  Not the smooth lady.......................

 

Bob Wright

[Bob Wright]

6 hours ago, XxthejuicexX said:

I don't get it.......... 

Read it a few times, it'll come to you.

 

Bob Wright

[felinesNfreedom]

42 minutes ago, Bob Wright said:

Read it a few times, it'll come to you.

 

Bob Wright

She robbed them.....

[Bob Wright]

15 hours ago, XxthejuicexX said:

She robbed them.....

Close, but no cigar................

 

Bob Wright

[Chris]

Reminds me of an old joke.

A police officer pulls over an old lady for speeding and asks if she has any firearms in the car.

She says yes. I've got a .38 revolver on my hip, a 1911 in the glove box, a shotgun and an AR15 in the trunk.. and oh yes, a pearl handled .25 on my ankle.

The cops eyes get really big and he asks her: "Ma'am what are you so scared of?"

The old lady smiles sweetly and says "Not a damn thing, young man."

[Garufa]

7 minutes ago, Chris said:

Reminds me of an old joke.

A police officer pulls over an old lady for speeding and asks if she has any firearms in the car.

She says yes. I've got a .38 revolver on my hip, a 1911 in the glove box, a shotgun and an AR15 in the trunk.. and oh yes, a pearl handled .25 on my ankle.

The cops eyes get really big and he asks her: "Ma'am what are you so scared of?"

The old lady smiles sweetly and says "Not a damn thing, young man."

You might have just blown @XxthejuicexX‘s mind.  

[RED333]

Just where does a 800 pound gorilla sleep, any where he wants.

[felinesNfreedom]

15 hours ago, Chris said:

Reminds me of an old joke.

A police officer pulls over an old lady for speeding and asks if she has any firearms in the car.

She says yes. I've got a .38 revolver on my hip, a 1911 in the glove box, a shotgun and an AR15 in the trunk.. and oh yes, a pearl handled .25 on my ankle.

The cops eyes get really big and he asks her: "Ma'am what are you so scared of?"

The old lady smiles sweetly and says "Not a damn thing, young man."

 

I get that one. Guess it's the same joke. She's got a gun and is not afraid of anything.

 

The Blonde could just be using her hot girl privilege to shop or get what ever she wants

[felinesNfreedom]

This has been one of my favorites.

 

Two blondes walk into a bar, the brunette ducks.

[felinesNfreedom]

15 hours ago, Garufa said:

You might have just blown @XxthejuicexX‘s mind.  

 

I need to talk to an admin, my feelings are hurt! I thought this was a gun lovers safe space.

 

 

SAD!