My divorce is final....

[Guest truthsayer]

Lock up your women and whiskey. It's business time.

[Jasongar8]

Right on brother, congrats.

-Jason G

[Fallguy]

[Mike.357]

reminds me of an old joke,

Why are divorces so costly?

Because they are worth it!

[NuTcAsE]

The #1 cause for divorce is marriage.

[Guest Halfpint]

Congrats, brother!

(Less alimony, more gun money!)

[TGO David]

I'm assuming that congratulations rather than consolation are in order. So... congrats!

[Magiccarpetrides]

haha...too funny. Congratulations! Too bad the Platinum Plus got closed down eh? ;-D

[Guest tn.watchman]

With this much expensive partying going on there must be no any children and child support.

My three have recently gotten old enough that I'm not in the poor house anymore because of child support.

Dadgum if as soon as I stop paying c/s, we go into a depression or more commonly known as "The Greater Depression"

There's just no winning is it.:poop:

[Guest truthsayer]

No kids and no alimony, luckily. On top of that, I play bass for a living, so there's a lot to choose from.

[poak]

Divorce celebrations are surious bidness.

[Punisher84]

Oh snap son! It IS business time.

[Guest truthsayer]

FYI, the first celebration night involved a cougar, a Robin Thicke CD, 2 bottles of Liberty School cabernet, some salty brie, a jacuzzi, and Tiger Balm.

[ShaunM]

Congrats I guess.

[R1100R]

Congratulations, my party lasted a week.

You left out the Victory Cigar (Macanudo) !!

What the hell is Tiger Balm??????

[Guest nraforlife]

Been there done that. As they used to say 'Party On Dude' A week hell, I went to Holland and Germany and partied HARD.....

[Guest bkelm18]

What the hell is Tiger Balm??????

If you have to ask then you don't need to know.

[Guest nraforlife]

What the hell is Tiger Balm??????

A male enhancement product. Try it you'll be amazed at the response

[BigPoppa]

Alimony is still on the books in Tennessee ?

[TripleDigitRide]

Threads like this always remind me why I have no desire to be married.

Congrats on the big "D", man!

[R1100R]

If you have to ask then you don't need to know.

Tiger Balm

I guess it's a Squid thing!!

Edited January 17, 2009 by R1100R

[Guest bkelm18]

Tiger Balm

I guess it's a Squid thing!!

:shhh:

[R1100R]

:shhh:

All those lonley months at sea with a bunch of men.

[Guest bkelm18]

All those lonley months at sea with a bunch of men.

Hey there were women on the ships. Most of them were affectionately called "Boat Hoes" though...

[Fallguy]

Alimony is still on the books in Tennessee ?

AFAIK Yes and No.

It is not automatic like Child Support, but it can still be asked for and maybe received depending on the situation or agreed to.

I knew a guy once that was paying it to his ex. Mainly because he was seeing his current wife before getting divorced so he agreed to pay her alimony so as to not file for divorce on the cause of adultery (which is on the books as a crime in TN BTW) and cause a scene etc..