This one's too good not to share....

[Whisper]

So, this afternoon I am headed back to the house from church, and I stop to get gas at a convenience store.  I fill the tank at the pumps, and decide to get a drink inside the store.   As I'm walking to the store, I pass a guy at another pump filling his car with gas, but he's smoking a cigarette.   I think to myself that this seems awfully unwise, but I don't say anything to the guy.  Just as I am getting to the door of the store, a couple of cops come out carrying jumbo-sized coffees, and at that moment I hear screaming behind me.  I turn around, and the guy who was smoking the cigarette is now jumping around and hollering, with his arm covered in flames.

Quick as a flash, the two cops run to the guy, grab him, and push him down to the ground.  Both of them dump their jumbo coffees on his arm, they roll him around on the ground, and they extinguish the flames.  In a little while the burned guy is calmed down, and the cops get him to his feet.  To my surprise, they put handcuffs on him, and escort him to their cruiser parked in front of the convenience store.

As they're putting him in the back seat, I ask one of the cops, "Why are you arresting him?"

The cop looks at me and says...

 

 

 

Wait for it...

 

 

 

"He was waving a fire arm." 

 

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week.

I stole this one from a friend of mine, so you're welcome to steal it yourself,

Cheers,

Whisper

Edited September 17, 2017 by Whisper

[RED333]

Driving home today I am being fallowed by a LEO. I see up ahead a flock of turkeys, I slow down but hit one. It went into the air and landed on the LEOs car, he hit the lights and pulled me over. I asked if he was alright and his reply was he was OK. I ask what I was pulled over for.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He said I flipped him a bird.

[dralarms]

16 minutes ago, RED333 said:

Driving home today I am being fallowed by a LEO. I see up ahead a flock of turkeys, I slow down but hit one. It went into the air and landed on the LEOs car, he hit the lights and pulled me over. I asked if he was alright and his reply was he was OK. I ask what I was pulled over for.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He said I flipped him a bird.

That ain't right. Funny but not right