How Many Guns Do You Own?

[Ronald_55]

1 minute ago, MemHeli said:

I'd guess his entire intent was to get clicks to the site he linked to at the end of his post.

 

Yep, I am calling ####post too

[MemHeli]

4 minutes ago, Ronald_55 said:

Yep, I am calling ####post too

bought in March of this year and DNS zone changes in the past few weeks.  Definitely trolling for traffic.

 

[bersaguy]

I don't bite on trolling baits from new members.................PERIOD!!!...............

[A.J. Holst]

5 hours ago, MemHeli said:

I'd guess his entire intent was to get clicks to the site he linked to at the end of his post.

 

I didn't even click, first post with a link (to Estonia?)

[JAB]

I think it is fair to say that, back when I worked out several times a week, I had a couple of guns.  Sadly, I got out of the habit, haven't really worked out in years, had a couple of serious illnesses and now my former 'guns' seem to be more along the lines of NERF launchers.  Very sad.

Edited August 28, 2017 by JAB

[JAB]

On 8/23/2017 at 3:01 PM, gregintenn said:

We just talk about guns here. No one actually owns one of those devious devices.

Yep.  And we only ever bought 'those' magazines for the articles.

[tnhawk]

My wife doesn't know how many guns I have(had before the unfortunate incident).  I sure aint going to tell someone in new york!

BTW, I lost the boat too.

Edited September 4, 2017 by tnhawk

[JAB]

22 hours ago, tnhawk said:

My wife doesn't know how many guns I have(had before the unfortunate incident).  I sure aint going to tell someone in new york!

BTW, I lost the boat too.

Let me guess - you took all of your guns out for a romantic day on the lake in a rowboat.  Just when you were passing under some trees on the edge of the lake a water moccasin dropped out of a tree and into the boat.  Your natural reaction was to grab the 12 gauge loaded with 00 buckshot that was sitting cozily by your side and...well, lets just say that 00 buckshot can blast right through a snake and still put a heck of a hole in the bottom of a rowboat.

You tried to save them.  Tried desperately to pull at least a few of them from the murky depths but, in the end, you woke up on the bank desperately clutching a spent 12 gauge shell and suffering terribly from all the rowboat-wood splinters in your backside.  You don't even remember pulling yourself out of that watery grave and even the pain in your backside couldn't match the aching in your heart.  Now, even though it is many years later, you still feel such a sense of loss that you can't even so much as look at a gun without breaking down.  Even the slightest hint of the smell of gunpowder makes you burst into tears.

Or something.

Edited September 5, 2017 by JAB

[Ronald_55]

The more I read this the more I think I need to take up scuba diving. Save a few poor souls from the murky depths.

If anyone questioned where the guns I don't have right now came from, I could tell them "the bottom of the lake" 

[1fast4by]

none...

 

not a one...

[SonnyCrockett]

this is classified

[bigun]

One thing I have learned from all these posting is that all of us should stay out of boats.

[tnhawk]

On ‎9‎/‎5‎/‎2017 at 2:40 PM, Ronald_55 said:

The more I read this the more I think I need to take up scuba diving. Save a few poor souls from the murky depths.

If anyone questioned where the guns I don't have right now came from, I could tell them "the bottom of the lake" 

I would also add that the poor visibility at the bottom of the lake made recovery of guns and boat impossible.  Not having a list of serial numbers or insurance, there was no reason to report the loss at that time.  This resulted in my total loss of memory and transformation to a liberal.  BTW, wasn't there once something that protected one's Right to own firearms?

[Jeb48]

12 hours ago, bigun said:

One thing I have learned from all these posting is that all of us should stay out of boats.

I sold my boat when I moved out of NY, I didn't think I would need it anymore.

 

[DWARREN123]

None, lost all mine in the Tropical Storms/Hurricanes of 2017! Dang!

[tnhawk]

I hate it when that happens!

[PackinMama]

On 8/25/2017 at 10:52 AM, MemHeli said:

I'd guess his entire intent was to get clicks to the site he linked to at the end of his post.

 

Bingo!

[Murgatroy]

Guns are scary, my wife won't let them in the house.

[Wingshooter]

On 9/10/2017 at 2:00 AM, DWARREN123 said:

None, lost all mine in the Tropical Storms/Hurricanes of 2017! Dang!

Sounds like you needed a boat

[Wingshooter]

On 8/28/2017 at 1:12 PM, JAB said:

I think it is fair to say that, back when I worked out several times a week, I had a couple of guns.  Sadly, I got out of the habit, haven't really worked out in years, had a couple of serious illnesses and now my former 'guns' seem to be more along the lines of NERF launchers.  Very sad.

 

 

 

Edited September 19, 2017 by Wingshooter

[jgradyc]

Gillette, possession of hi cap magazines is illegal in NY.

Quote

New York prohibits the manufacture, transportation, disposal and possession of any large capacity ammunition feeding device, which New York law defines as “a magazine, belt, drum, feed strip, or similar device that: 1) has a capacity of, or that can be readily restored or converted to accept, more than ten rounds of ammunition; 2) contains more than seven rounds of ammunition; or 3) is obtained after January 15, 2013 and has a capacity of, or can be readily restored or converted to accept more than seven rounds of ammunition.”¹

 

[bersaguy]

On ‎9‎/‎5‎/‎2017 at 2:28 PM, JAB said:

Let me guess - you took all of your guns out for a romantic day on the lake in a rowboat.  Just when you were passing under some trees on the edge of the lake a water moccasin dropped out of a tree and into the boat.  Your natural reaction was to grab the 12 gauge loaded with 00 buckshot that was sitting cozily by your side and...well, lets just say that 00 buckshot can blast right through a snake and still put a heck of a hole in the bottom of a rowboat.

You tried to save them.  Tried desperately to pull at least a few of them from the murky depths but, in the end, you woke up on the bank desperately clutching a spent 12 gauge shell and suffering terribly from all the rowboat-wood splinters in your backside.  You don't even remember pulling yourself out of that watery grave and even the pain in your backside couldn't match the aching in your heart.  Now, even though it is many years later, you still feel such a sense of loss that you can't even so much as look at a gun without breaking down.  Even the slightest hint of the smell of gunpowder makes you burst into tears.

Or something.

Gosh!!! You explained that so well a person would believe it was you and your boat.............

[mikegideon]

1 hour ago, jgradyc said:

Gillette, possession of hi cap magazines is illegal in NY.

 

Yep. Cummo's Safe Act. Democrat Douchebaggery at its finest.

[tnhawk]

26 minutes ago, bersaguy said:

Gosh!!! You explained that so well a person would believe it was you and your boat.............

What boat?  It sunk with my guns in it!

[gregintenn]

On 9/19/2017 at 5:18 PM, mikegideon said:

Yep. Cummo's Safe Act. Democrat Douchebaggery at its finest.

Not unlike this thread?