Speeding in SD

[Guest tadams]

GOOD:

A Madison, SD policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem a 12- year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (and we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER:

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Sioux Falls, SD. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST:

A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A South Dakota State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, and she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball. 'He replied, ' South Dakota State troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

[Guest Astra900]

That's hilarious!

The second one reminded me of the guy who wanted to be buried with all his money. He died and had $30,000 in his sock drawer. His wife went and deposited it in the bank, wrote a check for $30,000 and put the check in his casket.