VICTORY

[john455]

I have been having an life and death battle with 2mutant rats living  in my house. they came in in the winter and I swear these were super rats!! I bought 4 kill traps and set them 100+ times and they would trip the traps and eat the bait EVERYTIME!!! I KID YOU NOT!! All the while they were eating up cloths and cutting big holes in my walls.  Then I went to CO-OP and paid $35 for a 12lb bag of rat poison, they ate every bit I put out and then got in the bag and ate every bit of the 12 lbs within a week. AND STILL DIDNT DIE!!! Now they decided it was personal, they ate holes in my couch cushions and pulled the insulation out of my oven!!!!! SERIOUSLY $100's worth of damage if not $1000's after we replace the furniture. Well we tried everything we could find on Google and nothing would kill these mutant beasties, I contemplated sitting up at night with my 12 gauge and just fixing what I blew apart LMBO. So yesterday we go to Walmart and I happen to buy the biggest glue traps they had we are talking 12x6 traps and I put a big blob of peanut butter in the middle of each of the 10 traps I set out and at 11:30 last night I got awoken to an awful racket, one of the creatures was stuck on a trap in the kitchen, so I jump up and run in there and this thing looks like a Opossum it is so big and fighting like a mad dog, so I grab a rubber hammer that just happens to be sitting on the counter and it took 4 hits to the head to kill this monster HAND TO GOD 4 hits!!! So I dispose of the corpse and when I am headed back to bed I hear another racket in my sons room and low and behold the other opossum look alike is caught on a trap in his room, so I grab my trusty rubber hammer and commence to reuniting this one with it's departed kin and it only take 3 hits for #2 to pass into Mutant hell. It was a long and hard fought war but I am 99% sure I have wiped the enemy out !!!!! WOOOOOOOOT WOOOOT

[KahrMan]

pics or it didn't happen 

[RED333]

22 minutes ago, KahrMan said:

pics or it didn't happen 

I want to see them as well.

[Ronald_55]

Is this the story you are working on to explain to your wife where her cats went? Good 1st draft. Lmao