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[NoBanStan]

On 3/11/2023 at 10:14 PM, Luckyforward said:

I read this kinda like the walking dead meme, but got: "Cheating Garage, Wife Sale"


 

Edited March 14, 2023 by NoBanStan

[The Legion]

[peejman]

9 hours ago, Luckyforward said:

I'm glad to know my kids will ascend to leadership roles... 

[Chucktshoes]

 

[Chucktshoes]

8 hours ago, Luckyforward said:

I know exactly where this sign is. 

[deerslayer]

23 minutes ago, Chucktshoes said:

I know exactly where this sign is. 

St Robert, MO is my guess.  

[Chucktshoes]

Just now, deerslayer said:

St Robert, MO is my guess.  

Haha. Been there. 

[deerslayer]

Just now, Chucktshoes said:

Haha. Been there. 

I haven't ben there, but I've driven by it many times.  I shoot a match near St Robert almost every year.  

[TripleGGG]

[NoBanStan]

52 minutes ago, Chucktshoes said:

I've seen this, it's just outside Lake Flacid.

I'll see myself out....

[Luckyforward]

[Luckyforward]

[Luckyforward]

[Luckyforward]

Oil Change instructions for Women:

1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.

2) Drink a cup of coffee.

3) 15 minutes later, pay and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.

Money spent:

Oil Change:

$20.00

Coffee: $1.00

Total: $21.00

==========

Oil Change instructions for Men :

1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, pay $50.00.

2) Stop and buy a case of beer, pay $20, drive home.

3) Open a beer and drink it.

4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.

5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.

6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.

7) Place drain pan under engine..

Look for 13mm box end wrench.

9) Give up and use crescent wrench.

10) Unscrew drain plug.

11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss.

12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.

13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.

14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.

15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.

16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.

17) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.

18) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.

19) Remember drain plug from step 11.

20) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.

21) Drink beer.

22) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.

23) Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer.

24) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame.

25) Begin cussing fit.

26) Throw stupid crescent wrench.

27) Cuss for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit bowling trophy.

28) Beer.

29) Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow.

30) Beer.

31) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.

32) Beer.

33) Lower car from jack stands.

34) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps.

35) Beer.

36) Test drive car.

37) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.

38) Car gets impounded.

39) Call loving wife, make bail..

40) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.

Money spent:

Parts: $50.00

DUI: $2500.00

Impound fee: $75.00

Bail: $1500.00

Beer: $20.00

Total: $4,145.00

Knowing the job was done correctly..... Priceless

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[Luckyforward]

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[Luckyforward]

My street on Sunday mornings beginning at 6:45 am . . .

[NoBanStan]

[RED333]

31 minutes ago, NoBanStan said:

This is gona be a ruff birth!

[bigun]

[KahrMan]

2 hours ago, Luckyforward said:

My street on Sunday mornings beginning at 6:45 am . . .

Asylum Street Spankers is a funky little band that has some great novelty songs.  Leaf blower is one of them.

 

[Luckyforward]

[hipower]

On 3/15/2023 at 6:20 AM, Luckyforward said:

I had a McD's on the main street corner as I went out from home going to work. I had a REAL bad morning routine for years. 2 Egg McMuffins, Hash Browns, 2 Apple Pies, and a Large Dr. Pepper or Sweet Tea every morning on my way to work.

I could be the poster boy for that ad.

It's a miracle I survied those days!