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Guest Bronker
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A glock is everything your XD wishes it could be.

'Be' like what?

Prone to AD's?

Responsible for visits to trauma surgeons?

My XD can do ALL that! With merely a tighter grip!

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'Be' like what?

Prone to AD's?

Responsible for visits to trauma surgeons?

My XD can do ALL that! With merely a tighter grip!

There you go, folks! XD's are not responsible for sending anyone to trauma surgeons... some self-defense, eh? Does it shoot confetti too? :2cents:

Guest Bronker
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There you go, folks! XD's are not responsible for sending anyone to trauma surgeons... some self-defense, eh? Does it shoot confetti too? :2cents:

No...sunshine!

OH SNAP!

Did I do that right?

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No...sunshine!

OH SNAP!

Did I do that right?

Can whoever succeeds in offending you have a free bumper sticker?

Guest Bronker
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Can whoever succeeds in offending you have a free bumper sticker?

I've had so much fun with you, I will even buy yours!

Remember, the goal is not to insult me, it's to help point out what I should be offended about!

And no, nobody has insulted me! This is actually quite fun!

Guest hustle
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You should be offended that they haven't put your "precision engineered, and capable of envoking and a sense of consternation and calm simply by its mere presence..." face in the movies yet.

I'm thinking a remake of E.T.

Guest jdavis
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you should be offended for the fact that we live in a world where we have the right to keep and bear arms as long as its permitted to do so, you have the right to free speech as long as your politicaly correct when you speek, and you have the right to remain silent but if you do the world will find you guilty of whatever your silent about, and if you speek they will tell you that you have incriminated yourself, that our new government even thinks that you will give up your gun if they make it hard for us to own one, and that we pay taxes so the people that dont pay taxes can live a little higher on the hog on our tax money..... (maybe this will help):2cents::confused::confused::eek::eek::eek: oh, and i am not a bitter person just trying to help you find a reason to be offended.

Guest Bronker
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You should be offended that they haven't put your "precision engineered, and capable of envoking and a sense of consternation and calm simply by its mere presence..." face in the movies yet.

I'm thinking a remake of E.T.

Were you even born then?

My Nana thinks I'm beautiful.

Nope, you failed. Good try though.

Guest Bronker
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you should be offended for the fact that we live in a world where we have the right to keep and bear arms as long as its permitted to do so, you have the right to free speech as long as your politicaly correct when you speek, and you have the right to remain silent but if you do the world will find you guilty of whatever your silent about, and if you speek they will tell you that you have incriminated yourself, that our new government even thinks that you will give up your gun if they make it hard for us to own one, and that we pay taxes so the people that dont pay taxes can live a little higher on the hog on our tax money..... (maybe this will help):2cents::confused::confused::eek::eek::eek: oh, and i am not a bitter person just trying to help you find a reason to be offended.

Wow! Getting warmer!

So true.

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you should be offended for the fact that we live in a world where we have the right to keep and bear arms as long as its permitted to do so, you have the right to free speech as long as your politicaly correct when you speek, and you have the right to remain silent but if you do the world will find you guilty of whatever your silent about, and if you speek they will tell you that you have incriminated yourself, that our new government even thinks that you will give up your gun if they make it hard for us to own one, and that we pay taxes so the people that dont pay taxes can live a little higher on the hog on our tax money..... (maybe this will help):2cents::confused::confused::eek::eek::eek: oh, and i am not a bitter person just trying to help you find a reason to be offended.

That one got me:censored:

Guest Astra900
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Wow, the devil inside wants to compete for that free sticker, but I don't want to get kicked off TGO either. gggrrrr.:2cents:

Guest hustle
Posted

I was alive then. I was in diapers, but I was alive.

I had you figured more for the lifetime movie channel anyways.

Guest jdavis
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all of that stinking typing and you still didnt find a reason to be offended, you are just an unofendable person if thats even a word. just be offended for the sake of being offended after all everybody else does it.:2cents:

Guest Bronker
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Wow, the devil inside wants to compete for that free sticker, but I don't want to get kicked off TGO either. gggrrrr.:2cents:

It's not a competition to insult me.

Guest Astra900
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I'm eating onion rings from Burger King, and chili from Wendy's right now. What say in a few hours I come over and take a dump in your bathroom? If my deposit in the porcelain bank don't offend you, you're taking too much medication.

Guest eyebedam
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It's not a competition to insult me.

Arent you Uselton's little brother? He called said he needed you to carry his range bag for him.

Guest Astra900
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It's not a competition to insult me.

Ohh, well, I'm waaaay off base then:D

Guest Bronker
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I was alive then. I was in diapers, but I was alive.

I had you figured more for the lifetime movie channel anyways.

Well played! My wife got hooked on Lifetime when she was on pregnancy bedrest. It made her quite the 'emo'

Guest jdavis
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That one got me:censored:

it got me a little bit when i was typing it but it really got me when it didnt offend bronker.

Guest Bronker
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I'm eating onion rings from Burger King, and chili from Wendy's right now. What say in a few hours I come over and take a dump in your bathroom? If my deposit in the porcelain bank don't offend you, you're taking too much medication.

Hmmm...I DO find you offensive...let me think on that one... ;-p

Guest Astra900
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Hmmm...I DO find you offensive...let me think on that one... ;-p

I'm not even exercising and I can Feel the Burn

Guest Bronker
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Arent you Uselton's little brother? He called said he needed you to carry his range bag for him.

As close as anyone has come...

(By the way, did I leave it at your house?)

Guest Bronker
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I'm not even exercising and I can Feel the Burn

Oooooh, the Ring of Fire!

Guest Astra900
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Oooooh, the Ring of Fire!

Oh Snap! I had to change my avatar 'cuz o that one.

Guest db99wj
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Here is 10 billion dollars for making stupid business decisions, for stealing from the hard working employees that work for you, so that you can go on retreats and get massages, play golf, go deep sea fishing, go hunting, go to where ever you want to go to play on the beach and then come back and sign letters that say you are going to lay off those people, you are going to cut their year end bonus, you are going to drop their salary by 5%. Then after all the letter sigining, you are tired so it's ok for you to go on vacation for a month. Oh, and by the way, when you run out of money, we will give you more.

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