Just for S&G

[bigun]

Heard this one today. Guy goes into a crowed bar waving a gun around. He says this a .45 cal. 1911 with  a 7 round mag. and one in the chamber. I want to know who has been sleeping with my wife. A voice in the back of the bar says you're going to need more ammo.

[Oh Shoot]

Ah, yes..

Called my wife a two bit whore, and she hit me with a bag of quarters.

- OS

[mikegideon]

14 minutes ago, Oh Shoot said:

Ah, yes..

Called my wife a two bit whore, and she hit me with a bag of quarters.

- OS

Only time they ever drew blood was when I used the C word. I know that was it. Tested it several times with several women.