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1 woman is enough to kill a man, don't know what anybody would want with 2 or 3

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.....

I heard that on John Boy & Billy, It's even funnier with them two tellin it.

Si, eh?

It works.

She's kicked my A** (and deservedly so) more times than I can count, and still can! Hell, after 4 kids I still can't find the extractor. I asked the Dr. in the middle of surgery, (thinkin' "that's why we're doing surgery, the extractor's finally broke") and all did was hold up some guts....

I would write it in Crayon, and write some of the letters backwards....my $0.25 worth

Why do women do that...

It's just downright F'n hilarious! I was helping a friend work on his house with another friend who was scared of snakes. I was standing beside a partially unrolled roll of flashing, that had been there for sometime. I stood there thinkin "Hmm, I bet that'd be a good place for a snake...". So I hollered at him to come here. Bout' the time he got there, I hauled off and kicked the flashing and sure enough about a 5 foot Garter snake shot out of it. You never seen the like of arms flailin, highsteppin, sqealin' and carryin on. It looked like his knees were up to his ears every time he took a step flittin around there. I thought He was gonna beat himself to death before he go away from it. Damn, that sounds alot like me.... Paint a female moth on your finger, when he opens his legs, PINCH! I know painting you finger like a girl will get him to do what you want, I've seen it on Tom & Jerry a million times and it's always worked.

I think they've been talkin bout expanding, even into foreign countries,. Attendance has been very strong since they've been here.

HAHAHAHA You got the runt, He gon make it rain on Jessica...

I got to do a C.B.S. Evening News w/ Katie Couric / N.Y.Times Poll Saturday. Anybody ever do one of these?

I got to see McNair and Heath Shuler in an exhibition game at Neyland Stadium their rookie year. You should checkout gotitans.com.

I hope that coughing is from choking. I hear ya on the colts, nothin' but bandwagon fans! But the Titans?? Come on, they're the number 2 team in TN. The only reason there is an N.F.L. and N.C.A.A. is so we'd have somebody to play.

Well, at least they didn't drop it like their rifles....

W I I I I L L L L S O N!!!!

Yeah, it makes the words REALLY easy to see....

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Welcome Aboard! Now, time for a BIG Plasma....

This is because little yippy dogs are like most liberals, you hear them squalling and you see them coming but you ain't never too sure what they're up too. I think you might have a conservative cat.

Could not agree more.......

Man, every time I see that I'll giggle 2 or 3 days about it, I guess because I can see me doing that. I've lit myself up a few times, once when was a kid I was in the woods playin after a rain in some weeds about waist high when nature called. I KNEW there was an electric there some where..... and I found it! Back a few years ago I was workin' on my car diagnosing a miss. I'd gotten my spark tester and hooked it up to a plug wire. I couldn't see the spark as the sun was shining directly on it, so I shaded my eyes, y'know like a salute with my right hand and bent over the fender to take a look. Well, you gotta watch how close you get, and don't make yourself a ground, 'cause you'll lay the damndest Hong Kong Phooey chop you've ever seen right across your forehead. My wife came running out the door checking the back of my head, as I was staggering around in circles. She thought I had raised up and hit the back of my head on the hood. I don't know if I did or not, the front was hurtin too much and I was tryin to shove my eyeballs back in the holes. I guess the morals of these stories are: Juice, hurts like a SUM*****

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I bet it's pretty hard to find those stealth towers ain't it??

Yep, at's good stuff rite dare...almos goodes corn likker....