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I'm happy she made the sale! And, to boot she learned a lot!!!

Polish a turd, It's still a TURD!!!! Goes for most politicians.......

Here is a condensed version........ Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of history were: 1. The invention of beer, and 2. The invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer, and the beer to the man. These facts formed the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1. Liberals 2. Conservatives Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement. Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the Conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy and group hugs, the evolution of the Hollywood actor and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide all the meat and beer that conservatives provided. Over the years, Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass. Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolunitionary side note: most of the liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat. Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, mechanics, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, Jar-Heads, Fly-Boys, Seaman, Ground-Pounders, farmers, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living. Believing a days wages for a days labor. Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing. Here ends today's lesson in world history.

Quart cans of spaghetti sauce and a .44.....and an umbrella

Deception is a ninja tactic..........................................

If it were me I would probably think it was an isolated incident of a couple "gun nuts" who were just trying stir trouble, and I wasn't losing any money, they weren't buying anyway. However, I would take notice to a lot of pleasant, polite, well spoken, "gun enthusiasts" who could present me with a convincing argument of the error of my ways.

No Thanks on the cats! I got a "cat lady" neighbor, and I can't stand them. You might could sell them... [ame] [/ame]

Does this "slip" not relate to a previous "slip" of his about campaigning in "57 States"??

there's a couple reasons I quit watching....

You wanna do lunch???

The titans defense was awesome, held Jax to 33 yards rushing, 2 int's, 7 SACKS!! Jax. picked up some garbage yards passing against the prevent wound up with a couple hundred. Haynesworth played most of the game with a concussion, but was still a monster. Said he didn't remember most of the game, and something else about being Batman??? Our rookies that played looked good!, on both sides of the ball.

One little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up while watching all the bubbles. A priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turpentine." The priest pulled a vial from his pocket and said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water." "If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly she will pass a healthy baby." The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's a**, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!"

That would be from a pure lack of backbone to stand up and accept responsibility for themselves.

Thank You.

We need a TGO replay booth.......

I know, that's why I didn't think the joke was ad libbed. A good sign that she's got her act together. Sure.....

I'm not sure about that, I think Hannity quoted it before the speech. Nevertheless, she was prepared. I smell collusion .

LOL, That's what my wife said last night if flop ears gets elected. One thing they need to point out about the "hope & change, more of the same" mantra. Is who has made more of a move tward something different? McCain came out of left field with someone who has instilled change, who is different even from her own party while obama has Biden who has made no change and is more of the same cesspool politics that is what's wrong in Washington right now. McCain, "You Hoped for change?, Well here ya go!...........:clap:"

Way to go!,

Like Dad always said " that's what you get for actin like an idiot..."

sissies......

They can be pretty temperamental....

to Jerry...

Sure, We all have responsibility for ourselves, Let' say "Susie" stopped at an A.T.M. at 1 in the morning got mugged and raped. Terrible situation. All I'm saying here is don't put yourself in that position, go in the daytime, take somebody with you, know how to defend yourself. Applying that same situation to me and I get mugged & raped I feel that I should have made a better decision. Now had said slime bag suddenly died of acute lead poisoning We all here would be cheering "Susie" and rightfully so, and there would have been pregnancy to deal with. I'm not trying to lay fault just point out responsibility. I think that in itself would render a lot of these "social issues" irrelevant. Now, say "Susie" had been prepared, bum got the drop on her, she was mugged and raped, baby on the way. Horrible circumstance, it's gonna happen. Abortion?, I don't know that's for her to decide. Is it moral to abort a baby conceived in these circumstances? I say no, but I can understand if she did, and I'm O.K. with that. I don't, in this situation, think that anyone has any say but her. I can see where you thought I was laying blame on the woman. My apologies I should have explained better. I'm not trying to be "Holier than Thou", I think we as a people need to put it to rest and move on.