gun sane

In high school he was voted "Most Likely To Die In A Hail of Police Bullets."

The Missouri Highway Patrol gave all of the names of carry permit holders to some federal government agency. No one knows who gave them the list or who got it. It's believed that it will help the feds find out how many wackos have a gun out there. Or something like that.   http://www.columbiatribune.com/news/highway-patrol-gave-feds-missouri-weapon-permits-data/article_266b644e-a235-11e2-a8e7-0019bb30f31a.html

Hopes to be the last man standing in this lie-a-thon.

While sunbathing at Myrtle Beach, Greenpeace tried to rope and pull him out to deep water.

Was one of the first POWs in the Battle of the Sexes.

I had to tag this as a joke so that you wouldn't get up a petition to nuke me from TGO. But this is what pro-gun author Mark Dice did to show how ignorant most people are about the gun control issue. The video is good for a chuckle or two, until you get a gut-sinking realization that there are a lot of cosmic dumb people out there who vote and reproduce.   http://gunssavelives.net/blog/video-public-signs-fake-petition-to-repeal-2nd-amendment-confiscate-guns-shocking-video/#    

Designated Wednesdays as "Dress Up Day" at the homeless shelter.

Wanted to raise chickens but planted the eggs too deep.

Gets his exercise by jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle and running amok.

Thought Sgt. Hartman in Full Metal Jacket was a wuss.

Doesn't eat M&Ms because they're too hard to peel.

Buys ice because he can't remember the formula.

Just about to close the deal with a Nigerian prince.

Laughs at Florida for its ED problem.

Swears that it's Kentucky, Virginia and the Carolinas that are pointing in the wrong direction.

Has held up traffic for hours watching for falling rocks.

Notorious Centrum Silver smuggler.

    I wonder how long it will be before HHS Secretary Sebelius throws a wrench into that process.

Can't pass a background check because he writes, "None of Your Damn Business" on Form 4473.

Practices SHTF scenarios with real S.

The only patient Nurse Ratched was ever kind to.

It's far too late to make this into a Monty Python skit.   http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/04/08/can-this-be-real-man-buys-two-toy-poodles-only-to-discover-later-that-they-were-ferrets-jacked-up-on-steroids/   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218

Once crossed an elephant with a zebra...and got a dirty look from the zebra.

His Indian name is "Runs Over His Belt."

Still waiting for that call about the job at the car wash.