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Voldemort's TGO mole.

Hell just froze over.   http://www.myfoxny.com/story/24340294/justice-delays-health-laws-birth-control-mandate

A duck checks in with his answering service.     "Hey, Phil Robertson's been calling you all morning."

Keeps Walmart shelves empty of jock itch cream.

I've pretty much settled on Red Dot or Titegroup for my .380 and 9mm.  I have AA#7 for my .40 S&W Hi-Point carbine loads and am still experimenting for my .357 lever action Rossi.  One thing I have ruled out are Remington primers.  The skin's too tough for light-strike pistols.  Federal, Winchester and CCI are thin enough for consistent performance.

Didn't know if he should have turned his clocks ahead or back one hour for New Year's Day.

Plays the Knockout Game, but always gives his opponent the first move.

Training small dogs to pull his sleigh.

Moved to Cosby because, "that's where the action is."  

Keeps people in stitches with his impersonation of President Franklin Pierce.

Likes women who like women.

Avoids TSA security checks and petting zoos for the same reason.

Found out that the woman he met in an internet chat room had a really big bandwidth.

Brags that there's no property tax on his ant farm.

Looks forward to Obamacare because he doesn't like his doctor.

Once served time for carrying too many items into a grocery express lane.

This can happen if you make a steady diet of McDonald's menu.  Eat at Subway.  :squint:   http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/12/26/mcdonald-shuts-down-employee-site-following-postings-that-told-workers-to-avoid/?intcmp=latestnews

I heard about this accident on the radio earlier.  I didn't realize it hit close to home here.  Prayers sent out for Brandon, his family and all affected.

I've always wondered why they don't put a time limit on old bills when new designs are issued.  All a counterfeiter has to do is keep making the old ones.  With multimedia so prevalent today, getting the word out that old bills should be exchanged at banks within six months or so is not difficult, nor is compliance.

A&E is running a DD marathon beginning Christmas afternoon.  Is leftover duck any good?

Merry Christmas to all......and have happy new gear.

May you have one of those Christmas miracles, just like on TV. 

  I think they're working to excuse murder, too.  Remember Benghazi and Fast & Furious?

Should Cracker Barrel shed its southern white trash label and rename itself the "In A Pickle Barrel?"

And speaking of term limits, how about limiting the tenure of congressional leadership?  What if the Speaker of the House and the Senate Majority/Minority leaders could only serve one term?  A lot of the crap in Congress is because of their own rules not cited in the Constitution.