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Bacon grease is the WD-40 of great cooks.

One wag who read the news story posted this: "If we all bring our Venn diagrams together and work as a community, that community can come together to make effective community changes because we came together."

I know what you mean. I tried one of those fancy milk products they sell at the store. The one called Magnesia tasted terrible!

I've asked a lot of people what LBGTQ stands for, but nobody gives me a straight answer.

No problem if there's an ammo shortage.

I ordered some German food over the internet. The sauerkraut has arrived, but the wurst is yet to come.

It really irks me to see people insulting law enforcement these days. Cops are the only ones who have ever wanted me for who I am.

Have you noticed how many towns are named after their water tower?

Why is there enough asphalt to make speed bumps but not enough to fill potholes?

Rabbits began breaching the bulwarks here at Teetering on the Brink, so I began the search for a non-lethal, albeit painfully discouraging weapon to use against them. The Daisy Red Ryder Adult 650 BB gun fit the bill. The special Elmer Fudd edition was requested but alas, inventories were Out of Stock. It's not your daddy's BB gun--or maybe even yours from days gone by--but it's still decently accurate and zips along at 350 fps. The old loading hole has moved to the side of the barrel, but has a slightly larger entry chute (BBs still spill everywhere). And, of course, there's a dad-gum safety. Eye protection was not included, therefore the Christmas Story warning still applies. I've already zapped two bad bunnies who were making the garden a smorgasbord and sent them hopping with a sore butt. The neighbors love the long-eared pests, so I've got to be vewy, vewy quiet.

Sorry to hear of your job setback. Praying for a speedy recovery. GLWS.

However, many states allow medical marijuana. I guess we'll have to wait for the smoke to clear before this gets hammered out. ATF: Until recreational cannabis is federally legalized, pot users cannot own guns - CBS Minnesota (cbsnews.com)